I've been drinking beer and watching a mediocre movie named Secretary about a cute girl who is hired as a secretary and ends up having a BDSM relationship with her boss. The spanking part was awesome, not only was the spanking hard and thorough, she took it like a first class pain bitch without making a single sound. This in turn made it more ( Read more... )

I know it's pretty gay to just post poems as entries all the time, but there's little else to write.

I cleaned the toilet today, and that was about as unusual and interesting as it got for me. I keep faith though.

retrodisease wrote:

BTW, cold_steel_kid, spiffykisb and elguerrero, I am not your friend, so take me off your damn LJ friends list you pissant motherfuckers.

My response:

More than happy to, only reason I didn't remove you was because I thought it might hurt your feelings, nigger.

One of the most annoying things are unfinished software project. They are generally a waste of anyone's time trying to use them. And for the few programmers out there who feel like I'm talking about them, sorry, but there are too many projects like that floating around on the internet to give a gold star for the 'effort' put into it ( Read more... )

I put back those that didn't remove me from their little friend list. Isn't it cute? =]

I just read the journal entries posted by my friends, which was a good quick read. Thank God I'm finally done with all the spam that was being thrown at me by all those losers from hate dot com ( Read more... )

alphafem1978, aria_muse, darkjen, elguerrero, joeync, johnhanner, jynueythek, mewimakittie, moistangel, mrsmisfit, pepperminttulip, retrodisease, sadisticlace, selbabybye, sugaring_moon, your_firefly, zeroneopowered ( Read more... )

One day, on the site called hate.com I decided to announce myself as the new admin, the day after John Hanner had been de-adminned by Bubbles. The next day JesusStoleMyLunchMoney showed an unusual interest in my persona when I visited the chat room. That's how I got to know her ( Read more... )

I haven't written in this journal lately, but I figured to share this poem with all of my wonderful livejournal friends. I'm staring at my laptop wondering what else to write. I had something like 3 beers, it keeps me sane. I generally only drink one night a week for those wondering if I might be an alcoholic, sorry to disappoint you ( Read more... )

Life is quite often as boring as poetry, and that's why quite a few people put an end to it. Or maybe because they were abused as little kids, but don't say that out loud, cause you may never blame the parents. Instead it's easier to dance on the graves of the dead and call them selfish. Deep inside many people are jealous though, they wish they ( Read more... )