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Sep 24, 2005 23:40

I've been drinking beer and watching a mediocre movie named Secretary about a cute girl who is hired as a secretary and ends up having a BDSM relationship with her boss. The spanking part was awesome, not only was the spanking hard and thorough, she took it like a first class pain bitch without making a single sound. This in turn made it more realistic than the average cheap porn flick where the girl already cries out in pain and pleasure as "master" merely looks at her unsightly bottom. Otherwise it had some cute parts, but geared too much toward comedy to my liking. Besides, it's a lot more fun doing this kind of crazy stuff yourself than watching it.

What irked me was the typical need for an excuse in order to spank, this chick loves being spanked, so spanking her when she does something wrong is rather stupid. I guess it's how BDSM is stereotyped, still, it was sort of cute. Later on she begged for it like a good lil slut by presenting her cute little ass, only to be ignored, poor girl. It all worked out in the end and she was abused happily ever after.

On hate.com it looks like I'm not gonna be elected the coolest person after ZeroNeo a second time. I definitely pissed off too many people, and to be honest.. who gives a fuck. I actually reached an all time low with my latest poll titled 'Who is dumber, Hubert or ZeroNeo?' which is rather vile, even for my standards. Funniest thing ZeroNeo seems to be losing, which says more about hate.com than ZeroNeo himself.

I can still recall the black and white cowboy movies I watched as a kid. Square jawed weather worn men with eyes that burn like cigarettes. I wondered how a proud race like the Native Americans could have been wiped from their own land just like that. Watching Hubert, aka BigRevMax in action there is little left to the imagination unfortunately. He sits in his chair looking dull, occasionally showing the audience his sausage finger. You guessed right, it's indeed the middle one.

Watching this 300 pound creature with the vocabulary of a 10 years old I can't help but think that my European ancestors should have finished the job.
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