lies, damn lies, & statistics

[coffeesuperhero]

Short story is kicking my ass. So, it's Random Poll Time. You know you wanna. Your Yuletide's not gonna run off to the islands & vacation without you. (But if it does, it'll probably just come back drunk and sunburned. Ain't that always the way?)

Poll Let's just get it all out in the open, like that time my swimsuit fell off

Comments

[katamarann]

Jerry's House of Ass-Beating: Caldwell's favorite vacation destination

Voted for this, trufax, cuz I know a guy named...Jerry Caldwell.

[leiascully]

Don't think I don't see you moving in on my space husband ;)

Jerry Caldwell? For real? A+.

[katamarann]

Well, the one I know looks like Gollum with a goatee. You can have him ;)

[leiascully]

Oh, god no, nobody wants Jerry, least of all me.

But his House of Ass Beating is pretty legendary.

[sunshine_queen]

You make me want to make random polls myself!

It is cruel to make me pick between Caprica and Ellen Tigh. I really must protest.

[coffeesuperhero]

Random polls are the way to go. Especially when you're stuck in a fictional rut.

Ahahahahaha! This is why the robot devil approves of radio buttons. XD

[lavenderseaslug]

I will not rest until Saul Tigh gets represented in ever poll ever.

[coffeesuperhero]

Ahahahahahaha. Sometimes I leave him off because he won't shut up about how great you are, and it's really annoying. ;)

[lavenderseaslug]

Well, all right. That is a pretty good reason. :)

[sabinelagrande]

I WOULD LIKE TO PROTEST.

HAVING EXTENSIVELY REVIEWED THE FOOTAGE FOR SEVERAL HOURS TODAY WHILE DRINKING RED WINE AND MAKING TINY PLUSH TOYS, I HAVE CONCLUDED THAT TIMOTHY MCGEE IS THE KING OF ALL WOOBIES.

OR AT LEAST HE WOULD BE, IF HE HAD THE BALLS TO EVEN ENTER THE CONTEST.

(Also obvs the wording on the mistletoe question is flawed. Because my Space Boyfriend and I wouldn't even make it over to the mistletoe, cause we'd be making out in a closet somewhere the entire time. Trufax. We'd steal drinks from passing waiters. Frankly, we might not even come to the party.)

[coffeesuperhero]

Oh McGee. Bless his fuzzy heart. PERHAPS THERE WILL BE A FOLLOW-UP POLL. IDK. I mean, I couldn't possibly fit ALL the woobies ever into one poll. Dammit, LJ.

Well, obviouslee. Meanwhile, we threw the party on the Daedalus just so wouldn't have to do anything except leave your damn room for five minutes. You crazy kids. (Also because it made it easier to collect everybody, you know, from the other galaxies.)

[sabinelagrande]

Asgard beaming technology: facilitating intergalactic hookups since, er, well, at least since Jack got a hold of it.

[coffeesuperhero]

It sure does make it easier to get to Planet Buttsex.

[pocky_slash]

I WOULD LIKE TO WRITE IN IANTO JONES AS KING OF THE WOOBIES.

(I actually hate writing him that way, but then I look at canon and, shit man, kid's been fucked over by life, for reals.)

[coffeesuperhero]

Hmmmmm. I believe we will have to have a sequel to this question. It will be called King of the Woobies II: Attack of the Manpain!!!

Also, dammit, I really meant to put Rose in there somewhere.

[pocky_slash]

Can the world really handle that much manpain, I ask? Then I remember that The X-Files ran for like, eighty years before we ever figured out what happened to Mulder's sister, and I figure the world has seen worse.

It's okay about leaving Rose out--just means no one else will miss her when I smuggle her into the ladies' room and lock the door. More for me! :D

[leiascully]

And then it was confusing and stupid and there was a Moby song!

At least it was also kind of less horrible and more touching than most of the other fake!Samantha storylines.