lies, damn lies, & statistics

[coffeesuperhero]

Short story is kicking my ass. So, it's Random Poll Time. You know you wanna. Your Yuletide's not gonna run off to the islands & vacation without you. (But if it does, it'll probably just come back drunk and sunburned. Ain't that always the way?)

Poll Let's just get it all out in the open, like that time my swimsuit fell off

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[sabinelagrande]

I WOULD LIKE TO PROTEST.

HAVING EXTENSIVELY REVIEWED THE FOOTAGE FOR SEVERAL HOURS TODAY WHILE DRINKING RED WINE AND MAKING TINY PLUSH TOYS, I HAVE CONCLUDED THAT TIMOTHY MCGEE IS THE KING OF ALL WOOBIES.

OR AT LEAST HE WOULD BE, IF HE HAD THE BALLS TO EVEN ENTER THE CONTEST.

(Also obvs the wording on the mistletoe question is flawed. Because my Space Boyfriend and I wouldn't even make it over to the mistletoe, cause we'd be making out in a closet somewhere the entire time. Trufax. We'd steal drinks from passing waiters. Frankly, we might not even come to the party.)

[coffeesuperhero]

Oh McGee. Bless his fuzzy heart. PERHAPS THERE WILL BE A FOLLOW-UP POLL. IDK. I mean, I couldn't possibly fit ALL the woobies ever into one poll. Dammit, LJ.

Well, obviouslee. Meanwhile, we threw the party on the Daedalus just so wouldn't have to do anything except leave your damn room for five minutes. You crazy kids. (Also because it made it easier to collect everybody, you know, from the other galaxies.)

[sabinelagrande]

Asgard beaming technology: facilitating intergalactic hookups since, er, well, at least since Jack got a hold of it.

[coffeesuperhero]

It sure does make it easier to get to Planet Buttsex.

[sabinelagrande]

Joke about lube: ::inserted here::

Joke about inserting things: ::inserted here::

[leiascully]

OMG TOO META D: