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[coffee_in_bed]

Epicurious
Supernatural RPF AU
Jared/Jensen; R
4,628 words
A/N: Based loosely (VERY loosely) on the Friends episode "The One with the Stoned Guy," with Jensen as the neurotic chef and Jared as the stoned restaurateur. Thanks to mcee for encouragement all along the way, and for the kickass (and ass-kicking) beta.

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[altiloquent]

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I AM SO IN LOVE WITH YOU AND BOTH OF THE BOYS RIGHT NOW.

This is so made of win. It's hot and funny and DELICIOUS and AWESOME. And you are FAR too awesome for this world.

[coffee_in_bed]

the downside of writing this whole thing while high? I MADE MYSELF REALLY EFFING HUNGRY.

[rosekay]

I TOLD YOU IT WOULD BE GENIUS.

I love this a RIDICULOUS amount. No quotes or specifics. Just. Everything. Ok, one specific: these characterizations are kind of AMAZING. Who has written the Georgette Heyer AU where Jensen is the missish bespectacled prude pulled in as a tutor for Jared's younger sister? Jared is a total RAKE who prefers much more spirited companions, not this drab, gray creature with his unfashionable clothes and perpetual and exacting pretense to seriousness, but when he overhears some other cad making light of Jensen's virtue (CHAD? JEFF?), he is sort of COMPELLED to defend him because if there's one thing that Puritan Master Ackles isn't missing, it's morals. Caustic banter! Public shame! Scandal! True love!

Dammit, now I'm starving too. I want an onion cheese thing! Can Jared bring it? Will rereading fill my empty stomach?

[coffee_in_bed]

YOU NEED TO WRITE THAT AU NOW, OKAY? pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease? i would die a thousand happy deaths if you did. seriously.

and yes, dude, i will send jared right over. or i could find the recipe and send THAT to you, but that's a lot less fun.

[rosekay]

This would be like, number 1000 on my SUPER PATHETIC list but yanno, prude Jensen! I just love imagining his FACE. I swear, that moment when the gummy worms land in the cake, is a slice of HEAVEN ON EARTH. Amazing!

Well, you know, recipe is no sasquatch at my door, but it would be awesome all the same. :)

[coffee_in_bed]

ahahaha, i hear you. i have one of them lists, too. it's VERY LONG, sigh. but yes, PUT THAT ON THERE.

i'll track down the recipe tomorrow! shit, i might have to make them myself.

[bluevsgrey]

*smile*

[coffee_in_bed]

<3

[onelittlesleep]

He clutches Jared's hair at the roots, his cock sliding along Jared's palate.

!!!

You have deftly created this very fine thing and that one WORD, the PALATE, uhnnn, brings it ALL TOGETHER.

HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!

...I want a VERSE. WRITE A VERSE. What happens NEXT? This is so DELICIOUS. It's very adult, patient and rich and then...the relationship isn't love at first sight! Or easy or simple. You let them have their own heads and thoughts and the miscommunications that arise from having sentient intelligence and not a high mentality.

...omg, what am I talking about!

...it was hawt. THE END.

[onelittlesleep]

ahaha, um. 'HIVE' MENTALITY.

I don't even SMOKE POT ANYMORE.

(this comment was written by HIGH JARED, obviously)

[coffee_in_bed]

ahahahaha, HIGH MENTALITY.

UM. next, jensen makes the brownies and they BOTH eat them and then there's really messy, fumbly SEX, but jensen's all CONFLICTED about compromising his culinary integrity. except that the brownies were REALLY GOOD. as was the sex. something like that.

...omg i just had a horrible thought (and by horrible, i mean HILARIOUS): maybe CHAD is one of the other investors, and he's a complete douche. because he's CHAD. chad and jensen would have EPIC bitchfights. jensen would ban him from the kitchen.

[willow_fae_20]

Just read this fic, and LOVED IT extensively. And would love (if you are still in fandom; it is a fickle thing) to see a timestamp-y type ficlet about this:

...omg i just had a horrible thought (and by horrible, i mean HILARIOUS): maybe CHAD is one of the other investors, and he's a complete douche. because he's CHAD. chad and jensen would have EPIC bitchfights. jensen would ban him from the kitchen.

Cause that? Would be AWESOME-TASTIC!!!!!

[the_stowaway]

This is delightful! Hot and so funny. I would love to see more of these two, if you're so inclined.

[coffee_in_bed]

thanks! i could definitely write more of them, i think, and their wacky adventures. :D