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[coffee_in_bed]

Epicurious
Supernatural RPF AU
Jared/Jensen; R
4,628 words
A/N: Based loosely (VERY loosely) on the Friends episode "The One with the Stoned Guy," with Jensen as the neurotic chef and Jared as the stoned restaurateur. Thanks to mcee for encouragement all along the way, and for the kickass (and ass-kicking) beta.

Comments

[rosekay]

I TOLD YOU IT WOULD BE GENIUS.

I love this a RIDICULOUS amount. No quotes or specifics. Just. Everything. Ok, one specific: these characterizations are kind of AMAZING. Who has written the Georgette Heyer AU where Jensen is the missish bespectacled prude pulled in as a tutor for Jared's younger sister? Jared is a total RAKE who prefers much more spirited companions, not this drab, gray creature with his unfashionable clothes and perpetual and exacting pretense to seriousness, but when he overhears some other cad making light of Jensen's virtue (CHAD? JEFF?), he is sort of COMPELLED to defend him because if there's one thing that Puritan Master Ackles isn't missing, it's morals. Caustic banter! Public shame! Scandal! True love!

Dammit, now I'm starving too. I want an onion cheese thing! Can Jared bring it? Will rereading fill my empty stomach?

[coffee_in_bed]

YOU NEED TO WRITE THAT AU NOW, OKAY? pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease? i would die a thousand happy deaths if you did. seriously.

and yes, dude, i will send jared right over. or i could find the recipe and send THAT to you, but that's a lot less fun.

[rosekay]

This would be like, number 1000 on my SUPER PATHETIC list but yanno, prude Jensen! I just love imagining his FACE. I swear, that moment when the gummy worms land in the cake, is a slice of HEAVEN ON EARTH. Amazing!

Well, you know, recipe is no sasquatch at my door, but it would be awesome all the same. :)

[coffee_in_bed]

ahahaha, i hear you. i have one of them lists, too. it's VERY LONG, sigh. but yes, PUT THAT ON THERE.

i'll track down the recipe tomorrow! shit, i might have to make them myself.

[quiet000001]

*joins in the "oh my god, write it" quque*

Also? The original fic here, rocked. Poor Jensen. :) (I feel his pain. I love to cook, and I used to make Christmas dinner for my in-laws. Roast beef with red wine gravy and perfectly cooked organic vegetables, and then I'd have to go and open a can of peas and whip up some instant gravy for my father-in-law. I mean, I love the man, but THE PAIN. THE PAIN.)

[backinblack]

I NEED THAT FIC SO BAD IT HURTS. WRITE IT. WRITE IT. OR I WILL HAVE TO AND IT WILL SUCK ASS.

Also, coffee_in_bed, that fic was excellent and now I'm hungry and there is no Jensen in my kitchen. :(

[coffee_in_bed]

i want a jensen in my kitchen, too. :(

hell, i don't even care if he can't cook, i just want him in my kitchen.