"People were always talking about how mean this guy was who lived on our block. But I decided to go see for myself. I went to his door, but he said he wasn't the mean guy, the mean guy lived in that house over there. "No, you stupid idiot, " I said, "that's my house." Jack Handey
There's a "For Sale” sign on the lawn of “Flaky McNeighbor”
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