I'm going on record and saying that the reality that we know to us personally is a scanty (thank you thesaurus.com for this sweet word) representation of what is actually available to be known. Don't get me wrong, I'm stuck in my habitual tendencies just like anyone else, but once in a while, my eyes are opened to possiblities that I never ( Read more... )

Why? Why? Why?

If God's plans were easy to decipher, then life wouldn't be worth living. I just wish there weren't so f'n frustrating.

"I'm gonna make sure she gets fat again." -My Love Child ( Read more... )

While i was at work last saturday, a guy who lives in the surrounding areas of the pizzeria was walking a friend of his' dog. Why would I mention such a commonplace occurence? Well, I thought it was really cool that the dog only responds to commands in Spanish. How sick is that ( Read more... )

Hey livejournal! Its your old buddy old pal Bryan Patrick Daniel Hoffman Esq. Its been a while my friend. How have you been?...Don't be shy, you can talk back to me internet blog, I wont bite ( Read more... )

Ok, I just wrote a hour worth of material for this, but then my fuckin browse got fucked up, so I need to start all over again. I miss live journal alot. We used to biffs. WTF happen? O well, I and live journal are back on good terms ( Read more... )

I'm in a strange mood at the moment, and I feel like i should just type letters into this internet blog of mine that no one reads. And I continue ( Read more... )

Alright, this might come as a shock to some people, but I bought three new cds. I'm sorry if that announcement gave you heart palpatations, but it just had to be said. I guess all of them have like a story to them, so here we go ( Read more... )

Right now I feel the urge to update. College is getting better and better everyday, and I'm feeling comfortable with staying at home, even though I wish I went away to school. Well, not much can change that now so I'll just deal like a pimp. Mr. Steve-O Orbon and I hold down the fort at HU, and I'm glad that we can spend as much time together as ( Read more... )

StreamLife11580 [10:57 PM]: in the words of GG ALLIN ( Read more... )