It is illegal to permit ones llama to graze on city property.

[cnnmn]

As a result of avoiding school work (which wouldn't include anything but typing anyway) I'm posting my favourite laws:

You may not take a picture of a rabbit from January to April without an official permit.
Wyoming, USA

No children may attend school with their breath smelling of "wild onions."
A person may not hold public office if he or she

Comments

[cloudberry]

hahah, what the fuckkkk xD

[cnnmn]

This is what!

[dress_code_blue]

It is illegal to whisper "dirty" things in your lover's ear during sex.
Oregon, USA

Oh shit, haha, I'm going to jail for the rest of my LIFE then.

[cnnmn]

For offensing the great lawmakers, hell yeah!

It is illegal to be a total dumbass

[liquidcadmus]

these are too fucked up to be true,. people can't be such total idiots,..can they?,. yeah,.what a question..

and..

Goddammmit! I'll whistle underwater all I damn want to!

Re: It is illegal to be a total dumbass

[cnnmn]

These aren't exact wordings. There is a Mexican one that saying something like "idiots may not vote".

Makes me wonder who the heck voted these laws to come true then...

[rococo]

It's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.

WTF? Who will find out you do? And how? I strip every night in front of my Gackt calender. Duh.

And my favourite:

Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.

[cnnmn]

And who will find out if you whisper dirty things in your lover's ear? And even more interesting, who the heck cares?

This is my favourite:
"It is illegal to shoot lasers at police officers."

[my_machine_]

they cant be serious *lol*