It is illegal to permit ones llama to graze on city property.
As a result of avoiding school work (which wouldn't include anything but typing anyway) I'm posting my favourite laws:
You may not take a picture of a rabbit from January to April without an official permit.
Wyoming, USA
No children may attend school with their breath smelling of "wild onions."
A person may not hold public office if he or she has ever participated in a duel.
West Virginia, USA
It is illegal to pretend that one's parents are rich.
Washington, USA
It is illegal to display a hypnotized or allegedly hypnotized person in a store window.
Everett, Washington, USA
Whistling underwater is illegal.
Vermont, USA
Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass. If the horses appear skittish, the motorist must take his car apart, piece by piece, and hide it under the nearest bushes.
Pennsylvania, USA
It is illegal for a woman to be topless in public except as a clerk in a tropical fish store.
Liverpool, UK
People who make "ugly faces" at dogs may be fined and/or jailed.
Oklahoma, USA
It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.
New Jersey, USA
It is illegal to shoot lasers at police officers.
Louisiana, USA
Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.
Texas, USA
A person may not be seen in public without a smile on their face.
Pocatello, Idaho, USA
No one may scream at a haunted house.
Topeka, Kansas, USA
No pig may be addressed as Napoleon by its owner.
France
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
California, USA
It's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.
Oxford, Ohio, USA
Installation of bathtubs with four legs resembling animal paws is prohibited.
Kansas City, Missouri, USA
Oral sex is illegal unless it is used as a form of foreplay.
Singapore
Citizens may not enter Wisconsin with a chicken on their head.
Minnesota, USA
It is legal for a man to beat his wife on the courthouse steps so long as it is before 8:00 pm.
Stafford county, Virginia, USA
It is considered an offense to shower naked.
Florida, USA
It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
Alaska, USA
Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.
San Francisco, Florida, USA
More than 8 women may not live in the same house because that would constitute a brothel.
Tennessee, USA
One-armed piano players must perform for free.
Iowa, USA
It is illegal for two adult men to have sex in the same house as a third person.
UK
One may not dye a duckling blue and offer it for sale unless more than six are for sale at once.
Kentucky, USA
It is illegal to whisper "dirty" things in your lover's ear during sex.
Oregon, USa
One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth.
Champaign, Illinois, USA
A man may be arrested for wearing a skirt.
Italy
It's forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public.
Carrizozo, New Mexico, USA
You may not take a picture of a rabbit from January to April without an official permit.
Wyoming, USA
No children may attend school with their breath smelling of "wild onions."
A person may not hold public office if he or she has ever participated in a duel.
West Virginia, USA
It is illegal to pretend that one's parents are rich.
Washington, USA
It is illegal to display a hypnotized or allegedly hypnotized person in a store window.
Everett, Washington, USA
Whistling underwater is illegal.
Vermont, USA
Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass. If the horses appear skittish, the motorist must take his car apart, piece by piece, and hide it under the nearest bushes.
Pennsylvania, USA
It is illegal for a woman to be topless in public except as a clerk in a tropical fish store.
Liverpool, UK
People who make "ugly faces" at dogs may be fined and/or jailed.
Oklahoma, USA
It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.
New Jersey, USA
It is illegal to shoot lasers at police officers.
Louisiana, USA
Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.
Texas, USA
A person may not be seen in public without a smile on their face.
Pocatello, Idaho, USA
No one may scream at a haunted house.
Topeka, Kansas, USA
No pig may be addressed as Napoleon by its owner.
France
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
California, USA
It's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.
Oxford, Ohio, USA
Installation of bathtubs with four legs resembling animal paws is prohibited.
Kansas City, Missouri, USA
Oral sex is illegal unless it is used as a form of foreplay.
Singapore
Citizens may not enter Wisconsin with a chicken on their head.
Minnesota, USA
It is legal for a man to beat his wife on the courthouse steps so long as it is before 8:00 pm.
Stafford county, Virginia, USA
It is considered an offense to shower naked.
Florida, USA
It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
Alaska, USA
Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.
San Francisco, Florida, USA
More than 8 women may not live in the same house because that would constitute a brothel.
Tennessee, USA
One-armed piano players must perform for free.
Iowa, USA
It is illegal for two adult men to have sex in the same house as a third person.
UK
One may not dye a duckling blue and offer it for sale unless more than six are for sale at once.
Kentucky, USA
It is illegal to whisper "dirty" things in your lover's ear during sex.
Oregon, USa
One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth.
Champaign, Illinois, USA
A man may be arrested for wearing a skirt.
Italy
It's forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public.
Carrizozo, New Mexico, USA