Comments | clytemnestra215: True Love for sale!

clytemnestra215

True Love for sale!

Nov 19, 2007 05:04

I have cut out Mike's heart, burgeoning with his True Love for myself. I sliced up the heart into pieces, and bottled these pieces in beautiful red glass bottles with the most exquisite light blue silk ribbons tied around them ( Read more... )

suz is a bit odd, we're not entirely romantic, friends

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one_n_only_mike November 19 2007, 11:19:45 UTC

I'm in for a part of the profit, right? :O

clytemnestra215 November 19 2007, 11:29:32 UTC

WHAT THE HEY. Who did all the hard work here? Who found and decorated the bottles, and added extra special Russian Jewess charms to their innards? Would you burden me with love and then take away my livelihood as well? Not very classy, mister. :\

Oh, fine. As my supplier, you get a 10% cut. *sigh*

one_n_only_mike November 19 2007, 11:46:51 UTC

Such is my due for providing THE REAL PRODUCT. :D

dakinishir November 19 2007, 12:49:38 UTC

extra special Russian Jewess charms

good to know I'm not the only one using these...

empress_ehvul November 19 2007, 18:11:21 UTC

wait ...

Mike has a HEART?!

I'm shocked and appalled :(

eireann8 November 19 2007, 18:33:26 UTC

Seriously. :(

serenlasedai November 19 2007, 19:38:29 UTC

If it's good for car trips you should save some for the Anni trip.

valorian November 20 2007, 01:39:24 UTC

If we buy a piece, are we allowed to eat it?

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clytemnestra215 November 20 2007, 01:59:24 UTC

That is the very object of the purchase, good Ben! But you may also keep it on a shelf as a pretty object, if you like. It fulfills that role admirably as well.

By all means, ingest it if you wish!

valorian November 20 2007, 04:52:04 UTC

So does the first person to eat his heart gain his power, or do we divide his soul 12 ways? :scratch

Also: would the empty bottle look good against puce wallpaper? I'm planning to redecorate the guest bathroom.