True Love for sale!
I have cut out Mike's heart, burgeoning with his True Love for myself. I sliced up the heart into pieces, and bottled these pieces in beautiful red glass bottles with the most exquisite light blue silk ribbons tied around them.
Who would like to buy True Love in a bottle? When ingested, it attracts the finest of mates and companions! True Love is wonderful to have on extended car rides and also after a long day at work. It will make you happier and wiser and more beautiful.
I have twelve jars. Who would like? Better start the bidding at HIGH PRICES, 'cause this sort of love doesn't come about every day.
Who would like to buy True Love in a bottle? When ingested, it attracts the finest of mates and companions! True Love is wonderful to have on extended car rides and also after a long day at work. It will make you happier and wiser and more beautiful.
I have twelve jars. Who would like? Better start the bidding at HIGH PRICES, 'cause this sort of love doesn't come about every day.