Mwa....What a ridicuolously long night ( Read more... )

Lakota Instructions for Living

"Friend do it this way - that is,
whatever you do in life,
do the very best you can
with both your heart and mind.

And if you do it that way,
the Power Of The Universe
will come to your assistance,
if your heart and mind are in Unity....

When one sits in the Hoop Of The People,
one must be responsible because
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Life so hard.

*Wah, wah. Bitch, Bitch.  Wah.*

And there goes the newest roommate.

...all I really wanna know is--how is it the cops got that lightswitch to work? I can't ever get the frickin' switch to work.

By the sound of their diligent efforts, I think my cult of hyper-intelligent pan dimensional beings are attempting to reconstruct Earth.


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Where you take in lots of information and write it ALL down on paper and completely forget about it
(See: ACADEMIC BULIMIA)

"Dude last night I was soo acaderexic, I wrote all the notes down for the test and forgot everything!"

Courtesy of the UrbanDictionary.com


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I asked my roommate on how to use the clothes dryer.

And he gave me a recipe for ginger pork.

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Giant Tumbleweeds were blowing all across Stoney Trail today.

AWESOME.

It's true after 5 days of rappel training, I was cut from the program ( Read more... )

Best Text Message (this week):

K*BooBs:

Last night i was high on E at a rave
and saw a midget dancing like
crazy and it reminded me of you!

This made me smile.

I've been sacked with a deadly flu most of the week.  Seems almost ritualistic, once a year (without fail), sometime near, or abouts the beginning of spring, I fall prey to a good flu.  Maybe it ( Read more... )

Sarah get's the best Messages:
(Note that the normal messages on the upper half are always her roomies)


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