LEAVE JAMIE LYNN'S SPROG ALONE!

[cluebyfour]

Britney's 16-year-old sister, Jamie Lynn Spears, is knocked up.

Jamie Lynn says she plans on raising the baby in Louisiana so "it can have a normal family life."  Right, like hers and Britney's?

I can't make this shit up, folks.

Update: Assuming this is correct, Casey Aldridge, Jamie Lynn's baby daddy, may have committed felony statutory rape

Comments

[admirari]

high school student who lives in Louisiana, Jamie Lynn Spears reportedly met the father, Casey Aldridge, the son of a Tennessee papermill worker, at church. how cliche.

you can take the girl out of the backwoods, but you'll never take the backwoods out of the girl. something like that.

[flainn]

Well hey, at least they're not cousins. That's some progress.

[ms_cantrell]

her mom is apparently the parenting pro, so she'll have a lot of help in that department.

[cluebyfour]

She's doing a quick re-write of the chapter on abstinence education.

[_luaineach]

hahaha!

[cluebyfour]

Also, see my update.