LEAVE JAMIE LYNN'S SPROG ALONE!

[cluebyfour]

Britney's 16-year-old sister, Jamie Lynn Spears, is knocked up.

Jamie Lynn says she plans on raising the baby in Louisiana so "it can have a normal family life."  Right, like hers and Britney's?

I can't make this shit up, folks.

Update: Assuming this is correct, Casey Aldridge, Jamie Lynn's baby daddy, may have committed felony statutory rape

Comments

[ms_cantrell]

her mom is apparently the parenting pro, so she'll have a lot of help in that department.

[cluebyfour]

She's doing a quick re-write of the chapter on abstinence education.

[_luaineach]

hahaha!

[cluebyfour]

Also, see my update.

[ms_cantrell]

a lot of those are only prosecuted if the girl calls 'rape' or if the parents pursue it. there are so many instances between 16-19 that it would take a lot of manpower; a lot of law enforcement and prosecutors seem to consider it more of a 'safety' that they can use if they suspect something else is going on.

[cluebyfour]

I figured as much, and besides, they're white and loaded (well, the Spears family anyway).

[ms_cantrell]

did they get loaded after spears started being famous? or were they always loaded? because they seem like the hooch-family hillbillies.

[cluebyfour]

I don't think they were ever dirt poor (Spears' Wikipedia entry says her dad was a building contractor and her mom a teacher), but Britney's rise to stardom had to have made a pretty big impact on their fortunes. But they really do seem to carry a trailer-park chic about them.