Somewhere, beyond the sea (somewhere, that's sparkle free)

[clubotaku]

Title:Somewhere, beyond the sea (somewhere, that's sparkle free)
Characters: SHINee, Narsha (BEG), Heechul cameos
Rating: PG for language
Genre: Humour, crack!fail
Pairing: Onew x Taemin, Jongkey if you squint really, really hard
Summary: Mermaid!Au (idek, I fail at this XD), I decided to write something more lighthearted than Zombie!fic  and so...

Comments

[clubotaku]

Haha yessss. Well, he lost his legs but gained one large appendage XD Oh Jinki...You could scrub my tail-fin any time 8D *is hit*

[x_lain_x]

Poor boy, he’d been born near land.
ahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahahahaa OMG
That was fantastic. Absolutely fantastic. *hugs you*

[clubotaku]

*hugs back* Thanks!!! =^.^=

[phasera]

awww, this was really really cute and funny! and a unique idea, too. :) i liked picturing them all as mer-men/boys lolol.

[clubotaku]

Haha, I was trying to write zombie!fic and then I thought of Kibum as a mermaid...mer-man and this came out. Originally I planned for Onkey but then it turned into Ontae because Taemin's sparkles and of a different type then Kibum's. Brief thought of Onhyun but Jonghyun doesn't sparkle *bricked*. And Minho...Manly. 8D

[clubotaku]

*bows down* Sorry for the messy parts, I tried to resist writing this and concentrate on zombie!fic but the the lure of sparkles and tail-fin scrubbing proved too much and askdfhgas this happens.
Haha, I tried thinking of ways to make everything more....Ocean-related.
Glad you enjoyed it :D ♥

[intoxicatedbrat]

This is AWESOME. And hilarious!! XD
What with all the mermaid and under-the-sea jargon.

I really like this! Mem'ed! *squishes*

[clubotaku]

Thanks! The under-the-sea jargon was amusing to write. :)