Baby my heart beats for you (if it could)
Title: Baby my heart beats for you (if it could)
Characters: SHINee, Yoochun makes a small cameo
Rating: PG
Genre: Humour, Horror
Pairing: slight OnewxKey
Summary: AU. Jinki is all alone in a zombie infested world
1.
Jinki doesn’t really understand what happened or know when it happened; he just knows this is not good. Granted, his school trip to the rainforest had been the school trip from Hell-he would never be able to look a wild boar in the face without feeling his ass and wincing oh dear God the tusks, they’re going North!-and he’d tripped over each and every buttress root, fallen into every red-ant infested ditch…But zombies? This was way worse.
2.
One day later and he’s made it out of the hotel and from what he can make of the signs, is somewhere in downtown Kuala Lumpur. He’d been monitoring their activity most of the night in his shut-up room, blinds drawn as he and his classmates tried to ignore the screams outside. He doesn’t know where they are now and feels more alone than ever. Clutching his tofu plushie to his chest, Jinki’s lower lip wibbles before he pumps a fist in the air and starts singing Sesame Street. The streets don’t seem quite so empty now.
3.
He’s made a temporary shelter in an abandoned bank located near a 7-11 and has secured an efficient mode of transport. Jinki danced with joy as he spotted dozens of packets of ramyun scattered all over the floor, among the smashed counter and shattered glass. As he makes his way towards them his condition strikes and he goes down with a thud. As blood oozes out of his knee, his thinks of his mother and how he wishes he was with her now. Screwing his eyes shut, he waits for the end to come, for his bones to be torn from every socket and to die (if he’s lucky). He prays for his family, for his classmates and teachers, for that weird senior Jongwoon (a more unfortunate soul with destiny of failed pick-up lines and celibacy). He prays for his dog, his fish and his neighbours. Jinki’s starting to run out of things to pray before something hits him on the head and he lets out (what he hopes) is a manly scream before grabbing the nearest item and brandishing it to meet his terrible end.
“So what? You’re going to squirt me to death? Oooh, please don’t, I’m lactose intolerant. Fool.”
Or not.
4.
Two charcoal eyes glare at him from beneath a jagged fringe in a haircut that makes him think of Park Yoochun, the neighbour hood hobo. Jinki likes Yoochun-he gives him American sweets, American gags; and has given him girl advice time and time again-but the boy pointing a very pointy looking knife at his chest is starting to cause heart palpitations. Jinki estimates his heart rate has gone up by at least 300rpm in his excited state and that if the boy doesn’t put the knife down he is in severe danger of an asthma attack. Or hyperventilation since he doesn’t actually have asthma.
“Could you put the knife down? Please?”
The other boy sneers before sheathing it in what looks like a make-shift holder made out of coconut. It certainly smells like it and Jinki sighs as he inhales the sweet smell. It makes him think of beaches, the sea, rabbit shaped clouds and rainbows.
“Shit, you’re not going to pass out on me are you?”
Something jabs him between the ribs and Jinki gasps, clutching the space as the other boy breathes with relief, waving about the thing he poked him with.
“Thank God, I don’t think I can carry you…No offense but you’re a little on the chubby side.”
Jinki would retort but at the moment he’s in shock, watching the bloody zombie hand being flapped around and waved like an actual human hand…A human hand which hadn’t, say, been ripped off and chewed to the bone whilst the owner of the hand screamed their lungs out until those were punctured and eaten too.
“Mummy,” whispers Jinki, and then his eyes roll to the back of his head and he passes out.
5.
Jinki’s last thought before his passes out is that the small strip of purple on the boy’s hair was as Yoochun-hyung would say, fierce.
A/N: I couldn't resist writing zombie!SHINee fic......I have a feeling this may turn into a series with each member. Tbc? Comments are love!
Edit: I can't stop including DBSK in fics...My bias~ XD
Characters: SHINee, Yoochun makes a small cameo
Rating: PG
Genre: Humour, Horror
Pairing: slight OnewxKey
Summary: AU. Jinki is all alone in a zombie infested world
1.
Jinki doesn’t really understand what happened or know when it happened; he just knows this is not good. Granted, his school trip to the rainforest had been the school trip from Hell-he would never be able to look a wild boar in the face without feeling his ass and wincing oh dear God the tusks, they’re going North!-and he’d tripped over each and every buttress root, fallen into every red-ant infested ditch…But zombies? This was way worse.
2.
One day later and he’s made it out of the hotel and from what he can make of the signs, is somewhere in downtown Kuala Lumpur. He’d been monitoring their activity most of the night in his shut-up room, blinds drawn as he and his classmates tried to ignore the screams outside. He doesn’t know where they are now and feels more alone than ever. Clutching his tofu plushie to his chest, Jinki’s lower lip wibbles before he pumps a fist in the air and starts singing Sesame Street. The streets don’t seem quite so empty now.
3.
He’s made a temporary shelter in an abandoned bank located near a 7-11 and has secured an efficient mode of transport. Jinki danced with joy as he spotted dozens of packets of ramyun scattered all over the floor, among the smashed counter and shattered glass. As he makes his way towards them his condition strikes and he goes down with a thud. As blood oozes out of his knee, his thinks of his mother and how he wishes he was with her now. Screwing his eyes shut, he waits for the end to come, for his bones to be torn from every socket and to die (if he’s lucky). He prays for his family, for his classmates and teachers, for that weird senior Jongwoon (a more unfortunate soul with destiny of failed pick-up lines and celibacy). He prays for his dog, his fish and his neighbours. Jinki’s starting to run out of things to pray before something hits him on the head and he lets out (what he hopes) is a manly scream before grabbing the nearest item and brandishing it to meet his terrible end.
“So what? You’re going to squirt me to death? Oooh, please don’t, I’m lactose intolerant. Fool.”
Or not.
4.
Two charcoal eyes glare at him from beneath a jagged fringe in a haircut that makes him think of Park Yoochun, the neighbour hood hobo. Jinki likes Yoochun-he gives him American sweets, American gags; and has given him girl advice time and time again-but the boy pointing a very pointy looking knife at his chest is starting to cause heart palpitations. Jinki estimates his heart rate has gone up by at least 300rpm in his excited state and that if the boy doesn’t put the knife down he is in severe danger of an asthma attack. Or hyperventilation since he doesn’t actually have asthma.
“Could you put the knife down? Please?”
The other boy sneers before sheathing it in what looks like a make-shift holder made out of coconut. It certainly smells like it and Jinki sighs as he inhales the sweet smell. It makes him think of beaches, the sea, rabbit shaped clouds and rainbows.
“Shit, you’re not going to pass out on me are you?”
Something jabs him between the ribs and Jinki gasps, clutching the space as the other boy breathes with relief, waving about the thing he poked him with.
“Thank God, I don’t think I can carry you…No offense but you’re a little on the chubby side.”
Jinki would retort but at the moment he’s in shock, watching the bloody zombie hand being flapped around and waved like an actual human hand…A human hand which hadn’t, say, been ripped off and chewed to the bone whilst the owner of the hand screamed their lungs out until those were punctured and eaten too.
“Mummy,” whispers Jinki, and then his eyes roll to the back of his head and he passes out.
5.
Jinki’s last thought before his passes out is that the small strip of purple on the boy’s hair was as Yoochun-hyung would say, fierce.
A/N: I couldn't resist writing zombie!SHINee fic......I have a feeling this may turn into a series with each member. Tbc? Comments are love!
Edit: I can't stop including DBSK in fics...My bias~ XD