Uhh, this is Steven's facebook picture. God help us.


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But it's not because Steven hasn't done/said anything stupid, I can assure you. Lately, he's had trouble maneuvering himself around the apartment's furniture. It's not like you didn't know the couch was there, Steven. Or the glass table. Or the bar stool. Or that dead hooker. Okay, okay. There's no dead hooker in our apartment . . . we took her to ( Read more... )

"I keep it gay."
Steven, quoting something--it doesn't really matter what.

"[Depends] won't make you not crap yourself. They'll just make it not matter!"
-Steven, on adult undergarments

"Once you go black, you never go back!" At least that's what I think I heard him say.
-Steven on why he is currently at Hastings purchasing a black Nintendo DS Lite. Yet another indicator of Steven's vigorous social life.

"I'm so straight, I'd go gay for Batman!"

Since Sunday is a day of rest, let's take a short break from making fun of Steven. A very short break, mind you.

Your Daily Laugh, Courtesy of Brent and Me:

Last night:

A leather couch inhabited by two, Erica and me. The stage is set for tragedy.Erica: O.K. Here it comes. (She gives me a . . . (gasp) . . . Wet Willy ( Read more... )

Well, Steven's gone to Starkville, but I've kept a few things from last week to help us cope.

Jeney: What is thatSteven: It's wood sticking out . . . Touch it ( Read more... )

Brent: Dogs masturbate ( Read more... )

Steven: "Are those tampons?"
Jeney: "Yes."
Steven: "Oh, sweet! Can I see?"

Steven: "Listen, I'm not flaunting my knowledge of Pokemon - - knowledge."

Steven channels Linkin Park: "I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end it doesn't even maaaattter!" Imagine the worst. You'll still be way off.