Doctor McNinja's crate o' stuff had finally arrived. All his ninja gear (with all minor explosives left behind, because the post office frowned on such things), books, graphic novels, ninja movie DVDs (plus Terms of Endearment, which was a gift, swear to god), wall clock, and his set of Ratman collector's plates from the Franklin Mint ( Read more... )

Dr. McNinja comes from the hilarious webcomic "The Adventures of Dr. McNinja" by Chris Hastings (with tracing inking by Kent Archer). You can read about the good doctor's hijinks at http://www.drmcninja.com/. New pages are published every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Given that each "page" ( Read more... )

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