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Ladies' S- ... Stitch'n'Bitch, Wednesday Evening, 13 Griffin Way

Apr 08, 2009 14:51

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[students] reno, [colleagues] sir minsc, [residents] miss york, [students] harper finkle, this island is mocking me, [housemates] miss boxer, [students] agnes nitt, [residents] mrs. harker, [residents] dr. tam, [events] sewing circle, [students] liz sherman, [locations] 13 griffin way, [colleagues] mr. skywalker

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Re: Mingle! raspberryturk April 8 2009, 19:20:48 UTC

Chuck Norris did not gawk. Chuck Norris merely entered the room, and all those there did the gawking for him.

Possibly not so much when Chuck Norris was Reno in a cowboy hat and boots.

Re: Mingle! clevermsbennet April 8 2009, 19:23:03 UTC

"DOCTOR!" Miss Bennet shouted, directly in Chuck Norris's face. "DOCTOR! DOCTOOOOOOOOOOOR! WHERE'S THE DOCTOR!"

She wandered over to a floor lamp and kicked it. "DOCTOR!"

Re: Mingle! fancypantsdoc April 8 2009, 19:26:41 UTC

"I AM A BRRRRAIN SPECIALIST!" Simon shouted from across the room. He didn't seem to be quite aware of either Chuck or Miss Bennet.

Re: Mingle! raspberryturk April 8 2009, 19:27:29 UTC

Chuck Norris was unaffected by the shouting of Miss Bennet. Chuck Norris merely wondered what it was that she-he-it was in need of a doctor for.

It was, after all, a well-known fact that the tears of Chuck Norris were capable of curing any affliction.

It was less fortunate, however, that Chuck Norris never cried. And so the brain specialist could most certainly deal with this problem.

Instead, he was going to simply raise an eyebrow and look for the refreshments before the crazy woman could throw them on the floor.

Re: Mingle! clevermsbennet April 8 2009, 19:32:05 UTC

Miss Bennet was too busy continuing to kick the floor lamp (which was on the floor) to notice the refreshments. "Myyyyyyy brain hurts," she announced, sadly, to no one in particular.

This was astonishing, as those watching might imagine she didn't have one to start.

Re: Mingle! fancypantsdoc April 8 2009, 19:37:48 UTC

"I AM A BRRRAIN SPECIALIST," Simon announced again, if anyone had missed it. This did perhaps seem unlikely, or at least worrying.

Re: Mingle! raspberryturk April 8 2009, 20:02:01 UTC

"He's a brain specialist," Chuck Norris noted, gesturing to Simon. "It's entirely possible that he can help you."

Of course, nobody could help anybody the way that Chuck Norris could. But he allowed other people on Earth to do their jobs, if only because if Chuck Norris didn't let inferior individuals work, they would feel totally useless.

Chuck Norris was very benevolent when he wished to be.

Re: Mingle! clevermsbennet April 8 2009, 20:27:04 UTC

Responding to that would have required the attention span to notice they were having an actual conversation.

"I USE AN AFTERSHAVE CALLED SAMPRINI."

Re: Mingle! raspberryturk April 8 2009, 20:31:44 UTC

Chuck Norris did not use aftershave.

"I don't use aftershave," Chuck Norris informed the crazy person. "I wash my face in the blood of my fallen enemies."

It did wonders for the skin.

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