Better late than never

[cleolinda]

Previously on The Secret Life of Dolls: Tonner Edward was sentenced to A Fate Worse (But Fortunately Less Permanent) Than Death: a week in his box.

And he came out of that box haggard and drawn, but suffering at least seemed to put him on a more even keel. (Of course, Edward Dollens as a species seem drawn to self-flagellation.) So I put him

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[cho_malfoy]

"I WANT A GHOST OUTFIT! I WANT TO DIE!"

I just laughed so hard my mom asked if I was able to breathe. I'm so glad Ellowyne Two isn't gone forever!

[neveth]

Oh gods, you're BRILLIANT! AHAHAHAHAH.

[dustthouart]

I think Bella might just find herself redundant.

[diddakoi]

This could be awesome! What if Bella Swan showed up, saw Edward and all his neuroses, and said "Screw this, I'm going to become a self-actualized human being instead"? I would love that.

[aim_of_destiny]

Well, either this, or she'll end up with Alice instead. I mean, if one of the Faramirs turned out gay, who's to say that a Bella can't?

[diddakoi]

That would be... pretty amazing, actually. Although Edward might never forgive Alice.

[citiesfalling]

I cannot wait for the threesome drama that will occur when Bella shows up. :o

[sojourner_cries]

Seconded!
Thank you for the update :) .

[jaysta_11]

WHAT.