Better late than never

[cleolinda]

Previously on The Secret Life of Dolls: Tonner Edward was sentenced to A Fate Worse (But Fortunately Less Permanent) Than Death: a week in his box.

And he came out of that box haggard and drawn, but suffering at least seemed to put him on a more even keel. (Of course, Edward Dollens as a species seem drawn to self-flagellation.) So I put him

Comments

[dustthouart]

I think Bella might just find herself redundant.

[diddakoi]

This could be awesome! What if Bella Swan showed up, saw Edward and all his neuroses, and said "Screw this, I'm going to become a self-actualized human being instead"? I would love that.

[aim_of_destiny]

Well, either this, or she'll end up with Alice instead. I mean, if one of the Faramirs turned out gay, who's to say that a Bella can't?

[diddakoi]

That would be... pretty amazing, actually. Although Edward might never forgive Alice.

[aim_of_destiny]

Well, considering all the subtext in the actual books? It's more likely than you'd think (to my mind. Who knows what Cleo is actually going to do with it, right?).

What with all the hugging and kissing and cuddling and forcible make-overing and Alice Seeing that they'll be bestest friends forever (just like she did with Jasper...).

[vega_pleiades]

OHGOD, I would die of happiness if Bella and Alice hooked up. I have always said that if they were the main couple of the book, it would be a pretty awesome schlocky, exploitative pulp novel.