*SHOCK GASP*

[cleolinda]

Attn: peoples of the internet: Twilight just got creepier. Yes, somehow. tiljaunique has shown up with some trufax that will change EVERYTHING YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW ABOUT BREAKING DAWN. Well, no--actually, it won't, because we all know it's hilarrible, and that's not going anywhere. BUT:

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[glenvorian]

I'm on the fence about Ghostbusters, to be honest. If it's ruined I will cry. :(

A COTT2? Jesus. Mary and Joseph. Are they that desperate for money?

[cleolinda]

NESSIE AND NAHUEL
SWIMMING IN THE SEA
K-I-S-S-I-N-G

[unicornluvr]

*dies*

[sevenmarie]

i loled

[ceilidh_ann]

...tell me that Stephenie Meyer set it up this way so that she can have a love triangle in a future book that is even more bullshit than Edward/Bella/Jacob...

*sob*

Seriously, this woman's gonna end up milking the cow more than Cassandra Clare, George Lucas and the creators on 2 1/2 Men put together! Get into your bomb shelter and save yourself Cleo!

[eofs]

I really hope you're giving SMeyer too much credit...

[cleolinda]

Well, I was also certain that Angela (who had a boyfriend) would meet Jacob at the wedding and he would imprint on her "for maximum angst," so...

[smadronia]

You know what the girlfriend and I thought? We figured that Bree would have made things interesting. Alice knows how much time before the Volturi show, so the Cullens could have spirited Bree away, so Jacob could have imprinted on her. Then Bella could have been jellos of Bree, but it would have kept Tween Wolf from being a child molester.

[diddakoi]

Yes, but that theory would assume that Meyer gives a damn about any of the non-sparklepire characters. As we've learned, non-sparkle angst is sub-par angst.

[fading_october]

I am scared for the future.