*SHOCK GASP*

[cleolinda]

Attn: peoples of the internet: Twilight just got creepier. Yes, somehow. tiljaunique has shown up with some trufax that will change EVERYTHING YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW ABOUT BREAKING DAWN. Well, no--actually, it won't, because we all know it's hilarrible, and that's not going anywhere. BUT:

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[plazmah]

Holy shit.

[cho_malfoy]

I've been suspecting the Nessie/Nahuel/Jacob love triangle since Breaking Dawn, but I never considered Leah would imprint on Nahuel. It seems way too plausible, now that you say it.

BRB RAGING

[cleolinda]

The Leah thing actually occurred to me as I was typing. It kind of frightened me, how suddenly it fit into place.

I thought the "he'll have competition" thing was really weird, because in any other book that would have been a flashing red light, but them both having sea monster names is like a red flag on top of that red light. I mean, maybe it's just supposed to underline that they're the same, genetically speaking. I just... I fear.

ETA: The other thing was, Lean moans and groans that she's "a genetic dead end" because female werewolves can't bear children any more than female vampires can. We've already seen that vampires impregnating human women is... ill-advised at best. These are two people who can't/shouldn't have children. So we'll just put them together so no one else's procreational abilities are wasted! That was the train of logic I got run over by.

[ceebeegee]

I always thought there was crazy sexual tension between Leah and Jacob. They really should hook up. You know Jacob is just selfish enough that the sex would be hot instead of sparkly and noble.

[nicolars]

I really thought that Breaking Dawn was leading up to Jacob and Leah getting together, because they had all of that tension together. I guess that was too logical.

[ozma_katiebell]

Oy, vey

[swsa]

I swear, that book passage with them planning to hand their daughter off to her psuedo-older brother/replacement father figure, is still so fucking creepy, I can feel myself shuddering. I want the film scripts to leak so badly. I cannot even imagine how they're writing their way out of this. It's like the imprinting itself wasn't QUITE creepy enough, so they have to have other characters validate it, giving us even MORE opportunities to think of the implications and be horrified.

But yeah, I think she was clearly setting up a love triangle with Nessie/Jacob/Nahuel. Only who on earth could've guessed that people would hate Nessie and find her creepy! Imagine that.

[cleolinda]

Edward is THE WORST FATHER EVER. Oh my God. I can't even believe it was BELLA who tried to kill Jacob when she found out. Edward should have been over at Charlie's trying to borrow his shotgun. "Well, she could do worse." Yeah, worse than the guy who made out with your wife, but now has decided he's meant for your baby daughter. GODDAMN.

[msmcknittington]

Are you sure Charlie would let Edward borrow his shotgun to shoot Jacob? The guy who was all, "Way to make out with my daughter against her will, Jacob"? I think he and Edward might have similar parenting philosophies here.

[swsa]

OMG, you're right. Huh. Maybe Edward and Charlie were ~dazzled~ by him.

[nb2000]

Oh god someone, anyone please, take any and all writing implements away from SMeyer, no pens, no paper, no computers. PLEASE don't let her write that.

She's going write it and release it in 2012 to go with the second Breaking Dawn movie isn't she?

[tinylegacies]

release it in 2012

And suddenly we all understand how the world will end...

[quizzicalsphinx]

Not with a bang, but a sparkle.

[surrexi]

*sporfle*

And how would you like your internets?