YOUR MORNING DOSE OF CAPSLOCK

[cleolinda]

I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT I AM VEXED

YES I KNOW THAT THE LITTLEST ALICE IS FOR SALE

THIS ALICE DOES NOT PLEASE ME

WHERE IS MY ALICE IN THE SUPERCUTE GREY DRESS

Comments

[mazarin221b]

I thought Alice looked a bit gargantuan with everyone else there. Christ, she's as tall as Edward and almost taller than Jacob.

And since I don't collect the dolls I'll just take a replica of her grey dress outfit. SO CUTE and very Alice-appropriate. Tie-wearing Alice looks like a bad version of Avril Lavigne.

[yazpistachio_19]

Lordy, those dolls are all kinds of wrong...

[octotoes]

Those hands were definitely made for the ripping off of heads. Maybe Alice will bust out another round of decapitation in the New Moon film?

[mudpuppy83]

You'd think they'd at least use that outrageous outfit she wears after stealing the Porsche.

[hopeandmemory]

RIGHT? i loved the head scarf, it was like she was trying to channel one of those 50's movie stars who ride in the car with the top down and the giant sunglasses. except... it's twilight.

[mudpuppy83]

Yeah, kind of like Isadora Duncan pre-broken neck.

[shellebelle93]

...wow. Uniboob.

Female physique...ur doin' it rong...