I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT I AM VEXED
YES I KNOW THAT THE LITTLEST ALICE IS FOR SALE THIS ALICE DOES NOT PLEASE ME
WHERE IS MY ALICE IN THE SUPERCUTE GREY DRESS
I DO NOT WANT THIS HULKING NEW MOON BOW-TIED ALICE
I DON'T EVEN THINK HER ARMS FREAKIN' BEND
WHY DO YOU TORMENT ME, NECA