I can't believe I'm doing this

[cleolinda]

Okay, look. I can't be at the computer a whole lot and I can post links even less, particularly since I'm cleaning madly for the lunchtime electricians, but we have got to get a few things out of the way because this is the subject of half my inbox this morning:

Yes, I have seen the sparklecock. Yes, you too can now own your own unofficially

Comments

[cherrysakura5]

I'm not into Twitter but I still follow:
I love how the moment a Twilight-themed glitter dildo comes out, the reaction of Earth's entire population is, "HAS CLEO SEEN THIS YET?????"

LOL! When I heard about it I actually did wonder if you've seen it.

[cleolinda]

I suppose it could be worse--the reaction of Earth's entire population could be, "I have to SEND Cleo one of these!"

[queenanthai]

You know you just gave someone an idea, right?

[cleolinda]

Please. If they would actually do it, they'd have thought of it by now. If anyone's going to, it's probably already waiting in my PO box as we speak.

BAH, AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[juniperbrea]

This is just... thanks, you've made my day with this rediculousness! I'll be laughing all day, I've texted two of my devoeted twilightie friends, and I know they'll be angry because I woke them, but it was too priceless not too.

Re: BAH, AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[modern_love]

Holy crap your icon. *iz ded from teh lulz*

Re: BAH, AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[fineprnt]

Holy crap your icon.

Re: BAH, AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[weird_cowgirl]

How have I never seen your icon before?

[lokechild]

A dildo is cool. A pale flesh-like dildo is cool. Especially one that's life like.

But one that fucking SPARKLES and is CALLED Vamp? That's some serious sick shit right there. Not to mention the silloette. Doesn't that border on harrasment for the actor? I mean, seriously, they're just making it easier for the loons to stalk him even more!

*feels violently ill*

[author_by_night]

Doesn't that border on harrasment for the actor?

Do they use the actor, though? If they do, yeah, that's pretty twisted, but if it's just Edward, that doesn't necessarily mean the actor.

However, have not looked at the pictures, so. And if it's true? Yeah, that's actually very stalkery and disturbing.

[lokechild]

They may be calling it 'Edward' but it IS his sillouette they are using, so to me it's the one and the same. O.o

[cleolinda]

That's the silhouette of a cardboard standup (also officially available for purchase) of the actor/character. I hate that I know this, but I recognize the pose.

I don't know that it borders on harassment any more than the officially licensed cardboard standup does, though. If anything, it might be a merchandising rights issue between the decal maker and the standup maker.

[author_by_night]

I don't have any desire to see the sparkildoe, but... part of me is horrified, however part of me couldn't be less surprised. O_o

[cleolinda]

I was mostly surprised that it took them a year to get one out.

[lylassandra]

As opposed to the ninety years it took him to get it out?

[chulacabra]

*snort*

[bloodwings1]

I love the VIDEO of it sparkling in the sun.... the music is just so insanely funny, all dark and vampy while it sparkles.

Why do I want to go post it on TwiMoms?

*smacks own hand*

[lisa_zj]

Based on the things I've read about Twi-moms, I bet they post it on their own. And order. Bleach, bleach, bleach!!!

And yet I still cannot stop laughing!