I can't believe I'm doing this

[cleolinda]

Okay, look. I can't be at the computer a whole lot and I can post links even less, particularly since I'm cleaning madly for the lunchtime electricians, but we have got to get a few things out of the way because this is the subject of half my inbox this morning:

Yes, I have seen the sparklecock. Yes, you too can now own your own unofficially

Comments

[author_by_night]

I don't have any desire to see the sparkildoe, but... part of me is horrified, however part of me couldn't be less surprised. O_o

[cleolinda]

I was mostly surprised that it took them a year to get one out.

[lylassandra]

As opposed to the ninety years it took him to get it out?

[chulacabra]

*snort*

[theafterimages]

LOL!

[fineprnt]

XD
You beat me to the dirty joke.