I can't believe I'm doing this

[cleolinda]

Okay, look. I can't be at the computer a whole lot and I can post links even less, particularly since I'm cleaning madly for the lunchtime electricians, but we have got to get a few things out of the way because this is the subject of half my inbox this morning:

Yes, I have seen the sparklecock. Yes, you too can now own your own unofficially

Comments

[allthelivesofme]

*collapses laughing*

[feisty_beden]

Oh mah fucking hell. That ... I ... oh god. Please to be passing the brain bleach?

[omarandjohnny]

And yes, Edward's life-size shadow can watch you while you use it.

THAT'S IT. I'm building a fallout bunker in my backyard. Who wants to join me?

[crypticidentity]

Appropriate Signs icon ftw. I'll join you. [starts making molotov cocktails]

[robinmc]

"THROW IT IN THE FRIDGE FOR THAT AUTHENTIC EXPERIENCE"? I couldn't help but think of your comment in the Breaking Dawn recap: it would be like fucking a popsicle.

[cleolinda]

It would, in fact, be just like that.

I can't believe they WENT THERE.

[lisa_zj]

Oh, I can. I wouldn't be at all surprised if the "shadow Edward" weren't created for just that....uummm....purpose. (Please don't bogart the bleach).

I think Tonner's getting a little carried away with the Edward/Bella dolls.

[cleolinda]

Well, I can't blame them--if they sell? And they're exclusives, so fewer are being made. Honestly, there's like four different Harry Potter dolls (regular! weekend clothes! Yule Ball! tournament!), three different Rons and Hermiones--dolls with variant outfits aren't unusual for them, particularly for a property that popular. Even with Golden Compass, there's several Mrs. Coulter dolls and/or outfits, and two separate Lyras.

[troubleinchina]

And you shared those mental images with us all.

Oh Cleo, I love you so much.

Now I'm going to delete my browser history and hide under my bed.