Random thought of the day: I would like to recommend Ice Breakers Dragonfruit Freeze gum. It is both fruity and (sort of) minty, a combination I don't usually like. Also, it's dragonfruit-flavored. And it comes in cubes. And it's dragonfruit-flavored.
The Eragon thing I mentioned
yesterday: Okay, I will caution you that I have not actually seen
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The jaw and tooth weigh 65 pounds and are about a yard long."
...what a bright girl she must be.
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Yarha, Cat-owner
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Bard, Dog-owner. (Not my choice.)
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2) Lost ring comes full circle 20 years later. Frodo back from West; "I want my finger back! And a t-shirt that says 'I did it on Mt. Doom.' " Samwise divorces Rosie. Arwen awakens, marries Gondor incumbent. Galadriel disapproves of young elves going pantyless: "People! We climb trees!" Celeborn: "..."
3) Re: foresthouse's new comm: I recommended Reynolds Release No-stick Aluminum Foil. They say no-stick, and they MEAN no-stick. Before this product, I didn't not think it was possible to improve aluminum foil, but somehow they managed it.
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Yarha, Bored of the Rings
This ring no other, is made by the elves,
Who'd pawn their own mothers to grab it themselves
Ruler of creeper, mortal, and scallop,
This is a sleeper that packs quite a wallop.
The power almighty rests in this lone ring.
The power, alrighty, for doing your own thing.
If broken or busted, it cannot be remade.
If found , send to Sorhed ( the postage is prepaid)
-Harvard Lampoon, Bored of the Rings
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(I can still recite at least 75% of "An Elvin Maid there was of old, a stenographer by day...")
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