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cleolinda

Empire 1:2, "Will"

Jun 29, 2005 17:16

Empire recap, part two:

( I’m not sure how these two things connect logically, but Tyrannus is purty and I don’t want to hurt his feelings by telling him so )

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elbales June 29 2005, 23:02:43 UTC

I just… I have nothing to follow that up with.

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atalantapendrag June 29 2005, 23:03:36 UTC

...this is making me want to watch I, CLAUDIUS again. Because Patricia Quinn's boobs are always good.

herigstad June 29 2005, 23:11:58 UTC

HAH.
This makes me actually want to watch the miniseries, just so I can really get these.
Nice work, as usual.

crumpeteer June 30 2005, 00:13:33 UTC

And then of course the Evil Romans show up and start manhandling the virgins again

Because if anyone wants to prove that they're reeeeeeeeeally evil, all they have to do is manhandle a virgin. Nothing says "I am the big bad fear my wrath" like roughing up a vestal. Except perhaps killing kittens.

particle_person June 30 2005, 02:36:37 UTC

Or killing younglings?

scary_lullabies June 30 2005, 03:41:30 UTC

Man, now we gotta see something wherein Darth Vader manhandles virgins. And totally after he's all robotic and asthmatic.

particle_person June 30 2005, 04:13:31 UTC

Oh, Vader doesn't have to do anything so crude as manhandling- he just looks at a girl, and the Force is strong within her...

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theevilgenius June 30 2005, 00:39:05 UTC

"The words “So long as this fire burns, Rome will exist” are uttered, at which point I called up my bookie and put down fifty dollars on “bowl of fire pushed over by end of series.”"

Oh yes, definitely. Actually, when the soldiers came in, I was like, "Already?" but they didn't...yet.