*stands up in the middle of Ralphs bar*

"I want my baby back
baby back
baby back
Ralphs baby back ribs
and buffalo wings"

*a group of geiranf demons stand up behind him doing boy band moves*

"Gimme my baby back
baby back
baby back
Ralphs baby back ribs
and buffalo wings"

*music ends they all just sit back down*

OMG I love the holidays. Totally cool things to watch on tv. It's a Wonderful Life, White Christmas, A Christmas Carol, though this year I was only able to see the one with Captain Picard as Scroodge which was kinda weird. I kept wait for him to say "engage" or call for "Number One", it was freaky. But yeah it was cool and I brought Dawnie over ( Read more... )

It's getting bad here. Really bad. We've seen some bad stuff in this town before but, you know, this time, it's like it just seems different, more powerful. I don't think anyone's gonna be able to stop it. I keep thinking, if buffy was here, she could stop this cause she rocks. If anyone could stop it'd be her. But she's not here, neither is ( Read more... )

Well, this town is getting all with the kooky. My fellow demon brethren are flocking to the town like its on the top ten vaction spots on the Travel Channel. Maybe I should renew my subscription to DNN. Get the scoop on whats the what ( Read more... )

Oh, boy. We just had an earthquake. Nearly knock the TiVo off the table. Egads! So yeah I was like sitting here watching a Star Trek:Voyager, the episode where the those hirogen hunters take over the ship and recreate wwII in France. And Janeways a resisitance fighter. Good epi! Anyways I was watching that when The room started shaking and ( Read more... )

A Slayer? I wanted to be a slayer? Why would I think I could be a slayer? I think maybe I hit my head somewhere and I went all woo hoo. All that TV I missed watching. I missed three weeks of Passions! Okay well you know most of the arcs are still playing, its one of those shows you can not watch for a while and still catch up on but still! ( Read more... )

I met up with Joan, the girl who looks like Buffy, but isn't. She told me she was the slayer now that Buffy quit. I was like NO way and then she told me that Buffy and Spike like got married and I was like no WAY! Well good for them. Though it would have been nice to get an invite, I like weddings! So I was telling Joan about how I knew what I ( Read more... )

I checked in with my Weight Watchers counselor. I've lost almost 5 pounds. Go me! Plus I've started jogging, every night out to the Fairhaven Cemetary and back. Been only eating carrot sticks and and salds. Yeppers, no buffalo wings for me. I'm living the healthy life ( Read more... )

I must have fallen asleep Wednesday night watching Richard Simons "Sweating To The Oldies", cause when I woke up the next day I thought that I should do something with my life. This watching tv all the time and eating junk food is just no good. I got all this flabby skin that I so need to get into shape. Liposuction isn't gonna help me. So I ( Read more... )

My buddy Spike looked me up last week asking if i wanted to go to a party. it sounded neat and I was SO gonna go but then I started watching that Steven spielberg's Taken on the the Sci Fi channel, you know that one with that guy from that soap and that cute liittle button girl thats named after that state and well its like 20 hours long and the ( Read more... )