Bitter diatribe #1,223: The Not-Death of... JEFF FUCKIN' GOLDBLUM!

[claudia]

Someone said that Jeff Goldblum was dead and that was not cool because he is not. Actually, it's just rude.

Comments

[solarcorona]

WHAT?? No more Cleopatra gummies?? That fucking suck! Why did they stop making them?

[claudia]

Hahaha, see what I mean? It's like someone lying to me and saying that Jeff Goldblum died.

Only I care a little bit/a lot more about Cleopatra gummi bears. So don't worry -- they still make them... for now!! Although it would nice if I didn't have go brave the stench of Western Beef to find them. I wish I could just buy them online.

[solarcorona]

You scared me there, boo :(
But glad it's not true! That photo is fucking crazy! what the heck IS he doing? <3 Jeff Goldblum by the way!

[claudia]

Jeff's so crazy! I think I wanna have his bay-beh.