Follow the rules of gravity, son of a bitch!

[classprotector]

DRABBLE MEME! This will probably work better if you ask for characters I actually know (i.e., mine and yours), but you can ask for whatever you want and I can damn well try. There's just a lot of failing. I'll basically write anything, cuz I'm easy.

ALTERNATELY. Ugly MS Paint doodle meme! Because that was fun. So you can ask for both or either or neither. Your call.