Comments | classprotector: Follow the rules of gravity, son of a bitch!

classprotector

Follow the rules of gravity, son of a bitch!

Apr 16, 2006 13:01

DRABBLE MEME! This will probably work better if you ask for characters I actually know (i.e., mine and yours), but you can ask for whatever you want and I can damn well try. There's just a lot of failing. I'll basically write anything, cuz I'm easy ( Read more... )

the crack, memes, ooc

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latrine_orderly April 16 2006, 17:29:14 UTC

ILPACOCK? 8D

classprotector April 16 2006, 17:40:23 UTC

A man, after all, has needs. Excel could, of course, fill those needs, but then Excel might get uppity. Or want to talk about her feelings. Or want to talk. The entire time. Il Palazzo is a man who likes his quiet. Especially during more intimate times, when Excel would, doubtless, talk about her Pokemon evolving during orgasm or, even worse, his Pokemon evolving during orgasm.

He had not intended to sleep with Lex Luthor. It had been simple chance. Tea had led to light conversation had led to heavier conversation and then they realized the world was very heavy and and their hands were very interesting and they could see the colors.

Then they had realized the tea was spiked, and Il Palazzo had said this world was corrupt, and Luthor had agreed, looking, Il Palazzo thought, as if he truly understood.

And then they had sex.

And the camp moved.

Into a black hole.

It had been a most satisfactory tea time.

latrine_orderly April 16 2006, 17:56:03 UTC

Ahahaha Pokemon during orgasm

classprotector April 16 2006, 17:58:25 UTC

"L-L-Lord Il Palazzo! Through the power of your loving, this humble Excel's Squirtle is evolving STRAGIHT TO BLASTOISE! My radiant Lord's training doesn't bother with the Wartortle!"

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lawofcamp April 16 2006, 17:43:57 UTC

SURPRISE MEEEEEEE

classprotector April 16 2006, 17:51:56 UTC

SUP.

lawofcamp April 16 2006, 18:05:21 UTC

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WIN

marezydoats April 16 2006, 17:49:31 UTC

Something with Bart having to deal with both Buffy and Kon de-aged at the same time?

classprotector April 16 2006, 18:05:59 UTC

"I can fly."

"Uh uh. You can't, cuz I have a cape and you don't. You can't fly unless you got a cape."

"I can make stuff come out of my eyes. Wanna see?"

"No she doesn't," says Bart.

"Yeah I do!"

"I bet I could blow up that tree."

"Superman's not supposed to blow up trees."

"I'm better than Superman."

"Batman's better than Superman."

"Oh grife," mutters Bart.

"Grife!" says Buffy.

"Grife?" asks Thirteen.

"Don't say that," says Bart.

"Batman's not cooler," says Thirteen.

"Yeah he is. And when I grow up I'm gonna marry Robin."

Bart chokes.

"Robin can't fly."

"But I can fly."

"Can not."

"Can too."

"Can not."

"Can too. I got a cape. I'm Power Girl."

Bart chokes again.

"I need a name."

"You can be Power Boy. We can be partners!"

"Do I get a cape?"

"Mr. Allen can make you a cape."

"algshahpgh" says Bart.

marezydoats April 16 2006, 18:07:00 UTC

Ahahahahahaha, that was awesome. ♥

toiletseat_girl April 16 2006, 22:53:05 UTC

*the sounds of hysterical laughter drives her cats into hiding yet again*

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classprotector April 16 2006, 18:24:39 UTC

Surprise!

_the_zeppo_ April 16 2006, 18:28:05 UTC

I think we should nominate it for a Tony.

classprotector April 16 2006, 18:36:31 UTC

It would lose, but it would be an honor just to be considered.

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classprotector April 16 2006, 18:34:31 UTC

Protect is a loose term?

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classprotector April 16 2006, 18:42:46 UTC

Two people walked in while I was drawing that. And were just like "...Pedophiles whut?"