So I was flicking through the channels this morning and came across yesterday's edition of TRL.

Can someone please explain why Yellowcard is #6 on TRL? Seriously, fiddle + Chris Leone facial gesture = MTV exposure?

I feel like a wheezy old man yelling at little children to stop playing in my yard even though I haven't played there in forever.

DID YOU JUST SEE CHRISTINA RICCI ON LENO?

SHE WAS PLASTERED.

I wonder what would make people think we're not so insensitive afterall? What is the one thing that could make us look like compassionate conservatives once more?

Oh I know! Let's use footage from the wreckage of the World Trade Center in our ad campaigns!

Brilliance, sheer brilliance.

Hrm, who's left to offend?

"President Bush will announce he supports a constitutional amendment to ban same-sex marriage, the White House said. Announcement expected shortly. Details to come."

Well, as of this moment, there's no chance at getting my vote.

Bush is not a Republican; he's a conservanazi.

I need to get home tomorrow and it looks like my car isn't going to be fixed by then. I'll give $20 to anyone who wants to drive me home tomorrow! Stroudsburg to Freehold is a 2 hour trip, very simple. I'll even cook you a meal before or after the trip! I just need to get home so I can go to Boston on Thursday to visit Emerson ( Read more... )

1) Using band names, spell out your name, p.s. this is really hard and makes you look hella lame so fuck you.

Sahara Hotnights
Hot Hot Heat
An Albatross
Modest Mouse
UB40
Son, Ambulance

Mae
Iron Maiden
Last Perfect Thing
The Faint
Outkast
Nada Surf

Mates of State
Oasis
Rainer Maria
IMA Robot
Azure Ray
Rilo Kiley
The Weakerthans
Yeah Yeah Yeahs ( Read more... )

I fucking love you New Jersey.

If you love me, you will buy these for me:
http://killbill.shopthescene.com/detail.php?p=220

My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haulclark_gable goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as MS-DOS.anxietyann gives you 2 light blue peach-flavoured pieces of bubblegum.breakmyemoheart gives you 6 light blue passionfruit-flavoured gummy fruits.cappucinogrrl gives you 10 orange lemon-flavoured nuggets.captainacid gives you 5 green banana-flavoured gummy ( Read more... )

So I did it. I finally got off my ass to visit Emily at NYU. I'm apparently the first person outside of her parents to do so---go me, I feel awesome ( Read more... )