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Hearing Loss Diary, Part Two
At work, I misheard the following. What was actually said in normal, how I heard it in bold.- Poem = Phone
- Keys = Teeth
- Defective = Defunctive
Futher Evidence:- I could not understand what Jimmie's mother was saying in the next room.
- I could not understand the dialouge in Batman where Alfred was talking to a young Bruce Wayne after his parents had ( Read more... )
- Poem = Phone
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I'm such a teenager
Sam and I aren't speaking, and I could really care less ( Read more... ) -
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It just occured to me that I never did the "school year end review" that I have done each year in the tenure of this livejournal ( Read more... ) -
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It's so humid here that my sheets are soggy.
And all of the paper in my room, too.
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Hearing Loss Diary, Part One
This is a written record of the incidents that I blame on the hearing loss I know is happening but all recent audiograms deny and audiologists can't seem to find.
- I had to sing alto parts in choir because I could not hear the soprano part, even though my voice is pitched closer to the mezzo-soprano range.
- At work as an usher, I can hear a movie ( Read more... )
- I had to sing alto parts in choir because I could not hear the soprano part, even though my voice is pitched closer to the mezzo-soprano range.
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So I'm watching Discovery Health.
And this might just be a product of the insomnia, but..
What do doctors talk about when you're under anesthisa and under the knife?
Outside of the normal medical jargon and discussion, of course.
They showed a few doctors on this show discussing plans to go out later than evening.
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After seeing "Madagascar" last night, the Frank Sinatra song "New York, New York" makes me giggle. -
ALERT ALERT
OH MY GOD PLEASE TELL ME IT IS JUST A TEST SIREN AND NOT SOME INSANE INMATE ESCAPING.
God, I always get so paranoid when the prison is testing its sirens. -
ho hum
I think tonight I will put on makeup for work.
Hmm. I'm ushering tommorow. Collectible Star Wars cups, anyone? You'd be astounded at how many people throw them away, and how many I have already. (Four complete sets!) -
To Sam
Why the hell do you have her obituary pasted on your wall? And why do you call me a cold bitch for questioning you about it ( Read more... )