The top "news" stories from my friend, Yahoo!

OH NOES! THE LIL' GREEN MEN IN THEIR BIG BAD UFOS ARE COMING FOR ALL HUMANKIND!
I swear, there have to be alien lolcats out there (lolaliens?)

Apparently, when a famous bogan takes a drug in her teens, it's news. Uh huh.Mercedes Corby, do us all a favour, and overdose. (Oh noes, did I say that out ( Read more... )

Take that, you bunch of arrogant wankers.

I must remember to go to the Herald-Sun forums and gloat to the mutants. It'll be fun.

And to add to the hilarity, monkey boy decided to take matters into his own hands. Or shoulders. Actually, if I had been Symonds I would have done something worse - like strangle the dumb fuck ( Read more... )

BACK FROM OS STOP LOOKING FOR EMPLOYMENT STOP IT IS PAINFUL STOP VERY VERY VERY PAINFUL STOP PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE STOP