It's okay, just read the SOP for "BEING TOTALLY OVER WRITING SOPS".
Procedure: 1. Remember to zero the apparatus (using reagents prepared for this purpose) prior to throwing it down onto the floor and jumping on it. 2. The appropriate range litmus paper should be used to achieve the desired pH. Once this has been done, dispense 5L (approximate accuracy) of pH 2 sulphuric acid onto apparatus. Appropriate PPE should be worn at all times. 3. When racing through the corridors screaming profanities, remember to remove your lab coat when outside the lab. This will help prevent contamination during your violent rages.
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Procedure:
1. Remember to zero the apparatus (using reagents prepared for this purpose) prior to throwing it down onto the floor and jumping on it.
2. The appropriate range litmus paper should be used to achieve the desired pH. Once this has been done, dispense 5L (approximate accuracy) of pH 2 sulphuric acid onto apparatus. Appropriate PPE should be worn at all times.
3. When racing through the corridors screaming profanities, remember to remove your lab coat when outside the lab. This will help prevent contamination during your violent rages.
...I could go on ;)
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