THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE ( Read more... )

I'm so happy right now.

Is it not okay to date two people at once?
Where do you draw the line?
Is it at a few dates and you start being serious?
Is it when you have sex with both of them?
Is it when you start feeling guilty?

Let's talk about this.

Will someone PLEASE give Bush a blowjob so we can impeach him?

Dar Williams is playing in Princeton, NJ this Saturday at 7:30 p.m.

I'm inviting whoever is interested to come with me.

You could stay at my house, get a free ride over to where she's playing, hang out in New Hope, and everything else that's awesome in the world will happen.

If interested, call me. Or something.