Like a WHAT now?

[cynicalnevada]

WHO: Tifa and Reno; sick of us yet?
WHEN: BACKDATED! Friday, 21March2008, around 11pm
WHERE: The usual spot
WHAT: bow chika bow wow~~
WARNINGS: see above; will prolly just be an FTB tho, so warnings mostly just for sexual situations, amusing off-color analogies, and bad jokes that may be inappropriate for children under 14. XD
DONE GOSH

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[foldedsteel]

Okay, so maybe she wasn't handling this whole intimacy thing too well. Or, well, she obviously wasn't; he was mad at her, or at the very least, mad with her and that meant she wasn't doing this right. "It's not--you..." she began, realizing how stupid and cliche'd she sounded. "And no, I don't only date Jewish boys. I'm sure as shit not a lesbian, and Reno, you've done nothing wrong, okay

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He looked puzzled. "Well, okay, I suppose that's a legitimate concern," he reasoned. "But...how will I ever find out if you keep this up? It's not like I'll suddenly hate you if you're don't bend quite the same way as someone else."

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It was probably supposed to be a joke, but Tifa cringed instead of laughing. "I...don't know. I just...it's not that. Well it is that, but it's not just that, I guess." She couldn't keep this up forever. What would he say when he found out? Would he laugh at her? Sex was supposed to be special, and even though Reno was the most special person in her life, she still wasn't sure it was--no, that really wasn't it. Now she was making excuses to herself.She was scared. She'd never done it before, and she didn't want to look stupid. She didn't want him to laugh at her, didn't want him to lament that she wasn't as good as he was, didn't want to lose him because she was bad. She'd heard the guys talk about girls who were bad in bed. Not worth the booze it took to get them there, they said. And Reno had put a lot more effort into her

[cynicalnevada]

He just sighed frustratedly and shook his head. "Fine. Maybe we shouldn't," he snapped. "Maybe we should just be good little choir children and fold our hands in our laps and wonder what sex together might be like but never try it." He wasn't really angry at her, but this was...irritating as hell. He really liked Tifa! She was pretty and smart and fun to talk to and even more fun to FPS with and...did he mention she was really pretty? Reno had never in his life been intimate with a girl he actually cared about--the closest he'd ever gotten was that night he had kissed Elena, and by this time it had been so long since he'd felt safe contacting anyone back home that he figured Elena hated his guts and thought he was a spineless asshole anyway

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His gaze remained narrow as she blustered and stammered some dumb crap about being scared and yadda yadda ya--

Wait.

She had looked away, her face almost as red as his hair, and as her words sank in, coupled with her posture and the fierce flush on her face, Reno's brain put two and two together and he just blurted, "You're a virgin!?"

--Well shit. He didn't really mean for it to have sounded dismayed. He'd popped a few cherries in his life, and it really wasn't as bad as people seemed to think it was. Sure, it was awkward. Sure, it was not really hot at all. Sure it was silly and clumsy and there were weird noises and other not-porno-sanctioned things, but...come on, it was sex. And no matter how hot the porno movies made sex look, most of it was silly and clumsy, and if you couldn't have fun with it then it was just...no fun anyway

[foldedsteel]

"Yeah, I figured you'd laugh at me," she grumbled, feeling very stung and worse, knowing he wasn't even trying to make her feel bad. He was just laughing at her on accident. "...I never had the chance, I guess. I was only fourteen before...and then my dad and...it's not like I had anyone worth screwing until you came along, and now I'm--now yeah, I'm so old I shouldn't be, and--stop it. It's not funny. ...Please."

Scowling, she shifted, hugging her knees to her naked chest. "You're the only one who knows. Everyone else just figures I've...yeah. I get propositioned once a day; half the town probably thinks I'm a hooker anyhow." She glared at her kneecaps. "So now you know. It's not you. I'm sorry I keep flipping out. I just--I have no idea what I'm doing, and I hate not knowing what to do, and it's like if someone handed you three sticks and a paper airplane and then stared at you like they expected you to know exactly what to do with it." Weird analogy, but she was flustered. "I never meant to make you feel like I didn't want to,

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He waved his other hand, still covering his mouth with one. "D-don't be mad," he chuckled; "I'm not laughing at you, I promise. I'm...I'm sorry..." He regained his composure then, still grinning like an idiot and biting down hard on his lower lip to keep from cracking up again. "I'm--I'm sorry, okay?" he said again, his eyes glittering with something like amusement. "I...I think I should be offended, honestly," he said then, "that you think I'm such a petty jerk that I'd just get rid of you if you weren't like...some insanely practiced sex goddess."

Reno wagged a finger at her, his smile suddenly fiendish. "You~," he said, drawing out the long u sound, "are adorable." And then he was laughing again. "You were honestly that scared I'd be mad or something? I mean...jeez, I know I'm a jerk and all, but come. on. Am I really that bad?"

[foldedsteel]

She broke into a bit of a smirk, looking at him coquettishly through her bangs. "Well if you are bad, it's not like I'd be able to tell the difference," she quipped, reaching out and grabbing his wagging finger with one hand, interlacing her fingers with his. "...I mostly just didn't want to disappoint you. You clearly thought I had experience, and--...shut up. I've never even been naked before with someone else. I'd...done kissing, you know, but nothing..." She blushed fiercely again, and it was suddenly very apparent as to why she'd tried to cut short their little liason that night when Reno had pulled her bra off, leaving her topless and practically naked on the bed below him. "Have you...been with...girls like me before?" She couldn't even say the word. Virgin. "If you...help me, I--I learn fast and all," she informed him defensively, frowning a little at him.

[foldedsteel]

She heaved a sigh. "I know. That's why I didn't want to tell you," she lamented, narrowing an eye at him. "And I do hope I won't be getting hired after two years of experience. I hear the pay's decent, but the benefits are terrible. Whores don't even get dental." Smirking, she just shrugged. "I can't promise I won't turn into a blushing shy little girl anymore, but...you've got every right to keep me from calling anything off, okay? Just...be nice, but don't let me chicken out. And don't you laugh at me again," she ordered sternly, dropping Reno's hand to shake a finger at him before grabbing his afghan and snatching it away, a devilish grin on her face. She shifted onto her hands and crawled forward until she was straddling him, a new confidence glinting in her eyes. "So," she purred, settling herself back on her haunches and draping her arms around his neck, "do you want me to call you 'Master' then?"

[cynicalnevada]

He barked a laugh.

"I think we can save that stuff for lesson two or three..."