Like a WHAT now?

[cynicalnevada]

WHO: Tifa and Reno; sick of us yet?
WHEN: BACKDATED! Friday, 21March2008, around 11pm
WHERE: The usual spot
WHAT: bow chika bow wow~~
WARNINGS: see above; will prolly just be an FTB tho, so warnings mostly just for sexual situations, amusing off-color analogies, and bad jokes that may be inappropriate for children under 14. XD
DONE GOSH

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[foldedsteel]

"Yeah, I figured you'd laugh at me," she grumbled, feeling very stung and worse, knowing he wasn't even trying to make her feel bad. He was just laughing at her on accident. "...I never had the chance, I guess. I was only fourteen before...and then my dad and...it's not like I had anyone worth screwing until you came along, and now I'm--now yeah, I'm so old I shouldn't be, and--stop it. It's not funny. ...Please."

Scowling, she shifted, hugging her knees to her naked chest. "You're the only one who knows. Everyone else just figures I've...yeah. I get propositioned once a day; half the town probably thinks I'm a hooker anyhow." She glared at her kneecaps. "So now you know. It's not you. I'm sorry I keep flipping out. I just--I have no idea what I'm doing, and I hate not knowing what to do, and it's like if someone handed you three sticks and a paper airplane and then stared at you like they expected you to know exactly what to do with it." Weird analogy, but she was flustered. "I never meant to make you feel like I didn't want to, okay? I just...haven't. You're the first person I've even--"

She cut herself off, feeling dumb enough already. "Let's just say I hadn't gone very far. And we took things really fast since you figured I already knew how to swim, and I'm sorry I felt stupid explaining why I wouldn't join you in the deep end of the pool." Talking in analogies made it easier. she removed herself from the situation enough to communicate it less awkwardly.

[cynicalnevada]

He waved his other hand, still covering his mouth with one. "D-don't be mad," he chuckled; "I'm not laughing at you, I promise. I'm...I'm sorry..." He regained his composure then, still grinning like an idiot and biting down hard on his lower lip to keep from cracking up again. "I'm--I'm sorry, okay?" he said again, his eyes glittering with something like amusement. "I...I think I should be offended, honestly," he said then, "that you think I'm such a petty jerk that I'd just get rid of you if you weren't like...some insanely practiced sex goddess."

Reno wagged a finger at her, his smile suddenly fiendish. "You~," he said, drawing out the long u sound, "are adorable." And then he was laughing again. "You were honestly that scared I'd be mad or something? I mean...jeez, I know I'm a jerk and all, but come. on. Am I really that bad?"

[foldedsteel]

She broke into a bit of a smirk, looking at him coquettishly through her bangs. "Well if you are bad, it's not like I'd be able to tell the difference," she quipped, reaching out and grabbing his wagging finger with one hand, interlacing her fingers with his. "...I mostly just didn't want to disappoint you. You clearly thought I had experience, and--...shut up. I've never even been naked before with someone else. I'd...done kissing, you know, but nothing..." She blushed fiercely again, and it was suddenly very apparent as to why she'd tried to cut short their little liason that night when Reno had pulled her bra off, leaving her topless and practically naked on the bed below him. "Have you...been with...girls like me before?" She couldn't even say the word. Virgin. "If you...help me, I--I learn fast and all," she informed him defensively, frowning a little at him.

[cynicalnevada]

He swatted at her with his free hand when she deliberately misinterpreted him. "That ain't what I meant and you know it, yo!" he complained, frowning at her fingers interlaced with his. And then he just chuckled. "Frankly, I've never been with a girl like you, Tifa Lockhart," he confided, "but...I have been with girls with little to no experience." He gave a dry laugh that crackled playfully like autumn leaves. "It's kinda like trying to get that first job, I'd imagine. Nobody'll hire you without two years' experience. But how the hell are you s'posed to get experience if no one will hire you, am I right?"

And there was that feline grin of his, all confidence and somehow bolstering casual ease. "If you promise to actually let me," he said, his grin never fading, "I'll help you out. But no more of this sudden blushing shy little girl bullshit, okay?" He squeezed her hand. "Nobody likes a prude."