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[cjharkness]

Location: His office
For: Everybody!

To: Torchwood E-mail Group, TARDIS!mail
From: Harkness, J.
Subj: most invaded secret agency on two planets

Comments

[welsh_gwen]

To: Harkness, J.
From: Cooper, G.
Subj: Re: most invaded secret agency on two planets

What fun did I miss this time?

Gwen.

[cjharkness]

Just another in a long string of trespassers.

[welsh_gwen]

Well...Torchwood is quite easy to find.

[emowanderer]

*replies*

Dear Captain Jack "Whiney-pants" Harkness,

Time Lords are allowed everywhere. If you try to stop us from being allowed everywhere we will go back in time and fix it so you're born ugly with a small penis.

Thank you for your time,
The Doctor. (Skinny)

[cjharkness]

*laughs*

You're automatically exempt because I can't keep you out.

[sexyteaboy]

To: "Cuddlybum" J.Harkness@tw3.gov.uk
From: "Major Ianto D. Jones, BA., RM." i.d.jones@tw3.gov.uk
Subj: Re: most invaded secret agency on two planets

Since when are we a secret agency. I'd better pull down our Myspace site then, yes? What about the Facebook one? You have to be approved to join that. But then, it's only me and Archie from TW2 that are members. By the way, Archie says congratulations to us. He was going to send us a haggis but I told him not to bother. What was this email about again?

Oh right.

So, does this include Glyndwr because I'm thinking of bringing him down to keep me company. I mean, you have that rat from Tosh.

-Ianto

PS Love you.

[cjharkness]

If our dog gets eaten by the pterodactyl, you will have no one to blame but yourself.

-J.

ps Love you too.

[sexyteaboy]

Myfanwy is not allowed in my office and Glyndwr is not allowed to be covered in Myfanwy's barbecue sauce. I don't see his being eaten an issue.

-Ianto

[missy_geeky]

*secretly routinely hacks the email*

It is not a rat.

[romana_2]

To: Harkness,J.
From: Romana, Lady President of Gallifrey
Subj: Re: most invaded secret agency on two planets

Captain Harkness,
Your security system isn't exactly that complex, is it? Especially for those of us with a higher-than-Earth level education. I suggest you upgrade it if you're having problems. I'd be happy to help.

Also, I need to speak to you about an issue regarding one of your employees. Please let me know when you're free.

Sincerely,
Romana

[cjharkness]

The most painful part of my job is dealing with personnel issues. Lunch tomorrow?

-J.

[romana_2]

Sounds wonderful.

-Romana

[awesome_ace]

To: Harkness, J.
From: Ace

Sorry, Captain! I did let the Professor in to show him Myfanwy. I mean, I seriously doubt there's any danger in the Hub that the Professor couldn't deal with blindfolded with his arm tied behind his back. He's really brilliant, you know. OMG I LUFF HIM! Sorry.

Ace

[cjharkness]

The Doctor is, as ever, exempt because there's no way we'd be able to keep him out.

-J.