(no subject)
Location: His office
For: Everybody!
To: Torchwood E-mail Group, TARDIS!mail
From: Harkness, J.
Subj: most invaded secret agency on two planets
I would like to remind all of the humans and near-humans that Torchwood's no doubt state of the art system is there for a reason. It's not just to keep you out (shoddy job it's doing) but it is also there to keep you safe from the potential dangers inside the Hub. I don't want to directly or inadvertently be the cause of death or resurrection or regeneration of any of you.
I could start arresting you people, but that would just be for the fun of waving handcuffs around because I doubt we'd keep you for long as it won't teach you anything anyway.
Please start respecting our authorized personnel only signs.
Thank you,
Captain Jack Harkness
*has been going over security footage*
For: Everybody!
To: Torchwood E-mail Group, TARDIS!mail
From: Harkness, J.
Subj: most invaded secret agency on two planets
I would like to remind all of the humans and near-humans that Torchwood's no doubt state of the art system is there for a reason. It's not just to keep you out (shoddy job it's doing) but it is also there to keep you safe from the potential dangers inside the Hub. I don't want to directly or inadvertently be the cause of death or resurrection or regeneration of any of you.
I could start arresting you people, but that would just be for the fun of waving handcuffs around because I doubt we'd keep you for long as it won't teach you anything anyway.
Please start respecting our authorized personnel only signs.
Thank you,
Captain Jack Harkness
*has been going over security footage*