Modern Britain in a car advert

[citygent]

Read this vision of modern Britain in this guy's car advert on eBay

Comments

[sanglupa]

That is so hilarious. I'm gonna have to copy that and share it.

[citygent]

pass it around :o)

[cuervolinda]

"your virginity is gonna be a thing of the past when the babes see you in this "fanny magnet"."

HAH!

[citygent]

it's a work of genius . . .

[cuervolinda]

And it makes me really wish I could own the car, just because of all the shit he talks about it! We live in the ghetto here, with the "open air drug market" half a block away. I'd fit right in with the spinning chrome rims and glitter paint jobs parked in this neighborhood. Besides, I haven't worked in months. I need a new career.

[citygent]

we have a special low-brow version over here, with no spinning rims or glitter paint jobs. Just lots of prams tipped over in the street and burned out schools. A car that starts is considered posh...

of course, they've got 48 inch wide screen high def TVs with all the channels, despite the 8 kids and no job. Small hatch back cars with fat exhausts that are fitted on with a coat hanger are perfect and fit right in

[apathetic_ass]

I got much amusement out of that this morning, had to pass it along to the brit I work with. He finds it amazingly accurate.

[citygent]

single mums will be pregnant in no time, just by driving past them - superb!