Modern Britain in a car advert

Mar 22, 2010 12:50

Read this vision of modern Britain in this guy's car advert on eBay

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cuervolinda March 22 2010, 15:33:35 UTC
"your virginity is gonna be a thing of the past when the babes see you in this "fanny magnet"."

HAH!

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citygent March 22 2010, 20:31:19 UTC
it's a work of genius . . .

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cuervolinda March 22 2010, 21:06:04 UTC
And it makes me really wish I could own the car, just because of all the shit he talks about it! We live in the ghetto here, with the "open air drug market" half a block away. I'd fit right in with the spinning chrome rims and glitter paint jobs parked in this neighborhood. Besides, I haven't worked in months. I need a new career.

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citygent March 22 2010, 22:21:07 UTC
we have a special low-brow version over here, with no spinning rims or glitter paint jobs. Just lots of prams tipped over in the street and burned out schools. A car that starts is considered posh...

of course, they've got 48 inch wide screen high def TVs with all the channels, despite the 8 kids and no job. Small hatch back cars with fat exhausts that are fitted on with a coat hanger are perfect and fit right in

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cuervolinda March 23 2010, 00:03:50 UTC
Tipped over prams and burned out schools? Your ghetto sounds more exciting than ours. That's some serious Mad Max shit going on there.

I think if I didn't have to wake up to the sound of winos rummaging through everyone's recycling bins here, I could find it more exciting. My shitty old cars (which still run BTW, well even), have been hit and run 5 times since I moved in with Tom, not counting the occasional side mirror whack that hasn't broken off the mirror.

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citygent March 23 2010, 13:42:25 UTC
interestingly, I never thought of our country as a burned out post-apocalyptic distopia, but now I reflect on it seriously, I think we could be one step closer to the much touted zombie wars.

It's all just another reason for me to convert my savings and pathetic pension into tinned food and ammunition.

Also, sadly, the eBay posting is now down - I wonder if the guy sold it?

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