Norris in a suit is like Fontaine with hair

Jul 07, 2010 18:19

/prances along, nose high in the air, smoking a smuggled Cuban cigar

To think that I was involved in such a filthy profession - welding, of all things! What a disgrace to the Norris family name.

But, now that I have the scratch, I suppose I can rid myself of all these filthy parasites live the life of a proper gentleman ( Read more... )

mirror world event, jacob "40 foot dick" norris

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theyneverfit July 7 2010, 23:03:45 UTC
/is a lowly fish-gutter rather than a tycoon.

/is kinda good at golf, though. he's played it a few times.

/holds out his hand for a club.

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fearmyblowtorch July 7 2010, 23:17:31 UTC
/holds nose at the fishy stench

I should have you escorted off of the premises. That sort of smell is perfectly unacceptable! And my carpet - ruined with seawater! >:C

/waves a club in your face, in a threatening fashion

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theyneverfit July 7 2010, 23:22:18 UTC
/stands there INDIGNANTLY.

/is accepting your offer for golf, what part of that don't you understand?

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fearmyblowtorch July 7 2010, 23:55:39 UTC
/those pleading eyes slay him

Fine. If you're not going to leave, then at least make yourself presentable.

/summons some servants

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justcallmestars July 8 2010, 01:03:20 UTC
/is standing aside dutifully

/ready to fulfill any need especially sexual ones

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fearmyblowtorch July 10 2010, 05:34:35 UTC
Go wait on that guttersnipe over there - go scrub him down and get him a suit or something.

/leans back and takes a long drag on his cigar , in a very suggestive, Freudian sort of way.

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not_a_liberator July 8 2010, 04:56:00 UTC
Definitely not checking Norris out in that suit. No sir.

A fine way to spend your time, Mr. Norris. I would love a game.

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fearmyblowtorch July 10 2010, 05:39:44 UTC
That was the intended result, actually. ≖‿≖

Ah, most certainly, my fellow fatcat!

/hands Atlas a golf club

When we're done teeing off, my butler over there can bring us the finest Arcadian wine and smuggled filet mignon.

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not_a_liberator July 10 2010, 06:11:03 UTC
Oh mister Norris, my collar grows hot.

/takes it, tapping it against his palm

That sounds wonderful, Norris! It always tastes so much better when it's smuggled the finest.

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fearmyblowtorch July 10 2010, 07:44:23 UTC
I can make it far harder, my good chap. I mean, hotter. ≖‿≖

/positions a golf-ball on the tee

Oh, I'm sure it will be quite lovely. None of that riffraff from the streets and plenty of good conversation. And possibly more than conversation, later in the evening. ≖‿≖

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