Norris in a suit is like Fontaine with hair

[fearmyblowtorch]

/prances along, nose high in the air, smoking a smuggled Cuban cigar

To think that I was involved in such a filthy profession - welding, of all things! What a disgrace to the Norris family name.

But, now that I have the scratch, I suppose I can rid myself of all these filthy parasites live the life of a proper gentleman

Comments

[not_a_liberator]

Definitely not checking Norris out in that suit. No sir.

A fine way to spend your time, Mr. Norris. I would love a game.

[fearmyblowtorch]

That was the intended result, actually. ≖‿≖

Ah, most certainly, my fellow fatcat!

/hands Atlas a golf club

When we're done teeing off, my butler over there can bring us the finest Arcadian wine and smuggled filet mignon.

[not_a_liberator]

Oh mister Norris, my collar grows hot.

/takes it, tapping it against his palm

That sounds wonderful, Norris! It always tastes so much better when it's smuggled the finest.

[fearmyblowtorch]

I can make it far harder, my good chap. I mean, hotter. ≖‿≖

/positions a golf-ball on the tee

Oh, I'm sure it will be quite lovely. None of that riffraff from the streets and plenty of good conversation. And possibly more than conversation, later in the evening. ≖‿≖

[not_a_liberator]

Oh dear. /fans self

Had it not been for these sound proof walls, I don't think I'd ever get to sleep. Actions do speak louder than words afterall, Norris...