LOOK HOW NORMAL HE IS

Jun 30, 2010 13:38

I dunno how the hell I got here, but this place is neat.

[rubs his eye, where there's the little remainder of an old black eye]

SO WHO RUNS THIS PLACE?

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i_hate_dynamite July 2 2010, 01:59:14 UTC
Oh, gee whiz, are you okay? ):

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Re: GEE GOLLY WHIZ, BRO. GEE GOLLY WHIZ. ladiesman1959 July 3 2010, 02:28:02 UTC
...Nope.

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Re: GEE GOLLY WHIZ, BRO. GEE GOLLY WHIZ. i_hate_dynamite July 3 2010, 02:36:45 UTC
...

Big daddies? Li'l sisters? Plasmids? ADAM? Splicers? Fontaine Futuristics? Who is Atlas?

Anything?

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Re: GEE GOLLY WHIZ, BRO. GEE GOLLY WHIZ. ladiesman1959 July 3 2010, 02:38:45 UTC
...No...

I don't even know how I got here, and now I'm gettin kinda scared...

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Re: GEE GOLLY WHIZ, BRO. GEE GOLLY WHIZ. i_hate_dynamite July 3 2010, 02:50:38 UTC
...Well, thenn,. if you aren't just playin' me for a fool, I guess you'd better stick with me, uh... Wallace? Fontaine Futuristics only has orphanages for girls.

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Re: GEE GOLLY WHIZ, BRO. GEE GOLLY WHIZ. ladiesman1959 July 3 2010, 12:12:32 UTC
[looks worried and steps a bit closer]
Uh... okay...
And it's Walter...

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Re: GEE GOLLY WHIZ, BRO. GEE GOLLY WHIZ. i_hate_dynamite July 3 2010, 13:41:09 UTC
*has no idea why he would suggest something like that*

...

*also, where the fuck are anyone's parents?*

...

...Right. Walter. >>;

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Re: GEE GOLLY WHIZ, BRO. GEE GOLLY WHIZ. ladiesman1959 July 3 2010, 23:26:07 UTC
So now what?

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Re: GEE GOLLY WHIZ, BRO. GEE GOLLY WHIZ. i_hate_dynamite July 4 2010, 00:14:03 UTC
I...

...

...

...dunno.

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Re: GEE GOLLY WHIZ, BRO. GEE GOLLY WHIZ. ladiesman1959 July 4 2010, 00:22:01 UTC
Hmm.
[looks around]

Ooh! What's that glowy blue stuff in that needle thingy over there?!

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Re: GEE GOLLY WHIZ, BRO. GEE GOLLY WHIZ. i_hate_dynamite July 4 2010, 00:47:00 UTC
*loud, dramatic whisper*

Something... bad. OnO

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Re: GEE GOLLY WHIZ, BRO. GEE GOLLY WHIZ. ladiesman1959 July 4 2010, 01:17:55 UTC
What kinda bad?
[walks over and pokes it]

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Re: GEE GOLLY WHIZ, BRO. GEE GOLLY WHIZ. i_hate_dynamite July 4 2010, 02:17:04 UTC
NO DON'T TOUCH IT! DB

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Re: GEE GOLLY WHIZ, BRO. GEE GOLLY WHIZ. ladiesman1959 July 4 2010, 02:39:32 UTC
:I I'm not gonna stab myself with it, I don't even know what it is!
But it glows... that's pretty neat!

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Re: GEE GOLLY WHIZ, BRO. GEE GOLLY WHIZ. i_hate_dynamite July 4 2010, 02:44:29 UTC
Oh... well. Be careful with it! I heard about a guy once, he stepped on a needle and had to get his foot cut off. I don't want you losing any body parts, y'know. :I

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Re: GEE GOLLY WHIZ, BRO. GEE GOLLY WHIZ. ladiesman1959 July 4 2010, 14:04:15 UTC
No way, I wanna keep all my body parts!
[carefully picks it up]
..."EVE"...
Like that bible gal?

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