LOOK HOW NORMAL HE IS

Jun 30, 2010 13:38

I dunno how the hell I got here, but this place is neat.

[rubs his eye, where there's the little remainder of an old black eye]

SO WHO RUNS THIS PLACE?

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i_hate_dynamite July 2 2010, 01:59:14 UTC
Oh, gee whiz, are you okay? ):

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Re: GEE GOLLY WHIZ, BRO. GEE GOLLY WHIZ. i_hate_dynamite July 2 2010, 18:04:26 UTC
But are you sure? What if there is? D:
I don't know either, but it sounds like a vampire...

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Re: GEE GOLLY WHIZ, BRO. GEE GOLLY WHIZ. ladiesman1959 July 2 2010, 18:05:42 UTC
Well, if we meet any parasite vampires, we'll just tell them that we're vampires too!

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Re: GEE GOLLY WHIZ, BRO. GEE GOLLY WHIZ. i_hate_dynamite July 2 2010, 18:24:47 UTC
Do... do you think that would work? I don't want to be eaten, and I don't want you to get hurt either...

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Re: GEE GOLLY WHIZ, BRO. GEE GOLLY WHIZ. ladiesman1959 July 2 2010, 18:30:26 UTC
Yeah, we just gotta wipe something red on our faces... Oh! I got these red lollipops, that should work!

And don't worry about me getting hurt, I'm tough.

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Re: GEE GOLLY WHIZ, BRO. GEE GOLLY WHIZ. i_hate_dynamite July 2 2010, 18:37:14 UTC
But then we'll be all sticky. And if we meet a cop or somebody, they might think we're really vampire parasites and arrest us and...

Gee, I don't mean to sound like such a girl. I just don't want anybody to get hurt, even tough guys like you. :(

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Re: GEE GOLLY WHIZ, BRO. GEE GOLLY WHIZ. ladiesman1959 July 2 2010, 18:40:52 UTC
Okay fine, we don't even gotta make a fort anyway.
What should we do?

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Re: GEE GOLLY WHIZ, BRO. GEE GOLLY WHIZ. i_hate_dynamite July 2 2010, 18:45:29 UTC
Um... I don't know. Don't you have pillows at your house? Or just somewhere safer?

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Re: GEE GOLLY WHIZ, BRO. GEE GOLLY WHIZ. ladiesman1959 July 2 2010, 18:58:28 UTC
I don't even know where my house is from here.
I don't even know how I got here.

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Re: GEE GOLLY WHIZ, BRO. GEE GOLLY WHIZ. i_hate_dynamite July 2 2010, 19:06:26 UTC
You're lost? D:

Well... oh boy. Don't you know where you live?

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Re: GEE GOLLY WHIZ, BRO. GEE GOLLY WHIZ. ladiesman1959 July 3 2010, 01:30:17 UTC
I'm not lost! I know exactly where my house is!

It's just...

[looks out a window]

I think we're in a ocean.

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Re: GEE GOLLY WHIZ, BRO. GEE GOLLY WHIZ. i_hate_dynamite July 3 2010, 02:03:59 UTC
...

Aw geez, now you're just making fun of me, aren't you? Well, I'm not falling for that one. Shoot for some more realistic amenemenesia next time. >:/

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Re: GEE GOLLY WHIZ, BRO. GEE GOLLY WHIZ. ladiesman1959 July 3 2010, 02:10:13 UTC
:I
Did you look out the windows?!

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Re: GEE GOLLY WHIZ, BRO. GEE GOLLY WHIZ. i_hate_dynamite July 3 2010, 02:12:32 UTC
Of course we're underwater. Quit teasing. :/

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Re: GEE GOLLY WHIZ, BRO. GEE GOLLY WHIZ. ladiesman1959 July 3 2010, 02:14:50 UTC
...What.

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Re: GEE GOLLY WHIZ, BRO. GEE GOLLY WHIZ. i_hate_dynamite July 3 2010, 02:22:32 UTC
Rapture, parasites, "MY NAME IS ANDREW RYAN AND I'M HER TO ASK YOU A QUESTION."

The whole shebang.

...Remember?

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